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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Know Your Meme ^
Posted on 03/21/2014 5:57:41 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
A man comes home from work one day and finds his wife packing all her clothes into suitcases. “What are you doing?” he asks.”
“I’m leaving you and moving to Las Vegas,” she says.
“Why?” he asks.
His wife replies, “I found out that in Las Vegas I can make $400 for what I’ve been giving you for free.”
The man drags out a suitcase and begins packing his own clothes into it. “What are YOU doing?” his wife asks.
“I’m coming with you,” he replies. “I want to see you try living on $800 a year.”
To: Lucky9teen; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
FRIDAY!Silly is here.
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posted on
03/21/2014 6:42:38 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: Gadsden1st
well..make as much sense as pResident 0'Muslim's foreign policy.
i'm not being silly.
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posted on
03/21/2014 6:46:16 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/21/2014 6:50:10 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Billy has 32 pieces of bacon. He eats 28. What does he have now? Happiness. Real happiness.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/21/2014 7:07:59 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/21/2014 7:21:17 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Lucky9teen; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
TGIF... of course at my job, Friday sucks just as bad as Monday.
But at least I get to chow down on my Minner Cheese Hotdogs. (Pimento cheese on a hotdog bun)
These are are delicacy that I invented about 20 years ago. The wonderful combination came to fruition under circumstances that involved:
a) Being shitfaced at 3am.
b) Being hungry enough to eat anything. (3am drunk hunger)
c) Being broke and not having anything else in the cupboard.
d) I was out of corn and Captain Crunch so I couldn’t make a frozen pizza.
The days of being shitfaced are behind me now (or at least spaced farther apart) but these little gems have stuck with me.
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posted on
03/21/2014 7:30:12 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!)
To: Lucky9teen
EPIC PROTEST PRANK
To: Lucky9teen
Okay: WHO IS that guy? I’ve seen the shot of him used over and over, and I’ve no idea the origin. End my cultural darkness!
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posted on
03/21/2014 7:53:16 AM PDT
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: BibChr
Okay: WHO IS that guy? I’ve seen the shot of him used over and over, and I’ve no idea the origin. End my cultural darkness!There's a show called "Ancient Aliens" where every week they give you all the theories of how aliens visited the Mayans and built the pyramids in Egypt. That guy is a "ancient alien theorist" who edits some magazine on the subject. It's fascinating to watch from episode to episode how his hair gets taller and his skin gets oranger.
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posted on
03/21/2014 8:01:51 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
To: Pan_Yan
LOL, wow. Thanks. He always looked like a character from some Wayne’s World-type movie. So he’s serious? Yikes. Poor soul.
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posted on
03/21/2014 8:14:45 AM PDT
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: Lucky9teen
To: Pan_Yan
You gave me the lever I needed. So for anyone else who also wondered, the guy's name is
Giorgio A. Tsoukalous. And his hair is, indeed, legendary:
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posted on
03/21/2014 8:27:44 AM PDT
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BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: BibChr
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posted on
03/21/2014 8:30:49 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: mykroar
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posted on
03/21/2014 8:32:31 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/21/2014 8:36:40 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
Pic of guy with gun tattoo...
Story goes, he was woken up by some guys who had parked on his property and were cutting/trimming trees, so he goes outside (dressed as you see in pic above) and yells at them to get off his property. Then the tree trimming guys, feel "threatened" and call the cops, because he had a gun and they felt threatened by him.
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posted on
03/21/2014 8:40:06 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: BibChr
Okay: WHO IS that guy? Giorgio Tsoukalos
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