[Mannaggia l'America]

* Sell it. There’s an active market for used 777s.

Uh... isn't someone going to ask where you got it?

Let me call in a buddy of mine and see how much this thing is worth....

[needmorePaine]

Let me call in a buddy of mine and see how much this thing is worth....

Expert says it is worth $300 million. Rick buys it for a grand. Afterword, customer says he's disappointed, but at least he'll be able to take his wife out for a nice dinner in Vegas and maybe play some blackjack.

[martin_fierro]

lol *head shake*