[needmorePaine]

Let me call in a buddy of mine and see how much this thing is worth....

Expert says it is worth $300 million. Rick buys it for a grand. Afterword, customer says he's disappointed, but at least he'll be able to take his wife out for a nice dinner in Vegas and maybe play some blackjack.

[Mannaggia l'America]

Afterword, customer says he's disappointed, but at least he'll be able to take his wife out for a nice dinner in Vegas and maybe play some blackjack.

LOL, that one always gets me... Someone sells an heirloom that's been in the family for 300 years, and they use the money to go out dinner and crap it down the toilet later that night.