OK Mr Robinson and Admins come CLEAN with us, What Broke?

13 Mar 2014 | US Navy Vet

[US Navy Vet]

OK what gives?!

[1rudeboy]

Too many vanities, I’m guessing.

[LyinLibs]

Everybody calm down.

The transponders went out.

The center fuel tank MAY have exploded.

[Chickensoup]

You didn’t hear?

The hamster died.

Funeral on Friday.

[cuban leaf]

I thought they got a backup hamster.

[Delta Dawn]

Laz was hitting it so hard that the cable came loose.

[Mich Patriot]

Backup hamster on worker’s comp and may never return.

[MeshugeMikey]

Id heard that the NSA was taking measures to remove all negetory comments and images of The Great Leader and his Mohammadan Pals from the internet and they thought that the Free Republic would be the best place to start thier PURGE

[Chickensoup]

I thought they got a backup hamster.

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It was an old backup and needed to twerked.

[Chickensoup]

Laz was hitting it so hard that the cable came loose.

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Trying not to see THAT visual.

[Engraved-on-His-hands]

Obama must have said, “If you like your FreeRepublic, you can keep your FreeRepublic.”

[Lazamataz]

What gives, is the cause of ALL evil in the world.

T Kevin Whiteman.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Laz was hitting it so hard that the cable came loose.”

Thats funny right thar I tell you

[Jim Robinson]

Partially true. Ran out of disk space. John has reorganized some stuff to make room and will be installing more capacity soon. Sorry it slipped up on us. Been about a year or so since our last hardware upgrade.

[Darksheare]

What broke?
It was the hamster.
SOMEONE forgot to caffeinate the hamster last night.
*Wasn’t me!*
And so the discombobulator didn’t get power.
When the power on the discombobulator is lost, the franzenjammer goes out.
When the franzenjammer goes out, the Hyperdimensional gate that connects this reality to the admin moderator spacetime continuum is lost.
And they get really cranky about that because their favorite TV shows don’t come in.
When that happens, they get up out of their chairs, walk to the kitchen, and trip over the powercord to the server, leaving us down for a bit until someone recaffienates the hamster.

[Hulka]

Wellllll. . . .okay. . .but don’t let it happen again or I will pull an Obozo on you and send a strongly worded letter to someone. . .don’t know who, UN maybe, but I will let my frustrations be known.

;-)

[GraceG]

I think the Warp Core had a breach...

[Dallas59]

Too many posts about airplanes...

[Hulka]

Yeah. . .but I thought that whatsafutz was supposed to pull the how-ya-doing on-line.

[PGR88]

Someone was shooting at his nearby transformer station.