Was it the cherry chapstick that let you catch on. Everyone knows only Attic Greeks used cherry. Aeolic preferred lime.
No. I read babble-on's intro with interest...but when I got to "I kissed a girl" I had one of those "D'oh!" moments. Yup. Saw it right off.
Oddly enough, red lipstick was used by ancient prostitutes to advertise the availability of oral sex, and ironically, the isle of Lesbos was a hotbed of that practice, to the extent that any fellatrix was termed “Lesbian”. Then Sappho wandered in and wrecked the whole darned thing.