[Little Bill]

Not Irish, but did you hear the story about the Drunken Scotsman passed out on the side of the road when Two Scots Virgins passed by?

[SunkenCiv]

:’D

Wherever four [group of your choice] gather, there you will find a fifth.

[TXnMA]

"Not Irish, but did you hear the story about the Drunken Scotsman passed out on the side of the road when Two Scots Virgins passed by?"

~~~

Yep!

"Ah dinna ken where ye been, Laddie, but I see ye won first prize!"

'-)