Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman (Why Fry a Turkey when You can Zot Them?)

[Rex1971]

Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman. It is a great law but lying republicans are trying to destroy it. I signed up with no problem on the website. Republicans want to repeal my new insurance. Obama is a hero!

[Anton.Rutter]

Jane bribed the elephant, took the picture, sold it to the Enquirer, ran off with Cheetah, and called Tarzan six months later hooked on oxycontin and wanting to borrow money, but Tarzan had already gone native and was dating Halle Berry's great-great-great grandmother...

[NicknamedBob]

The only Internet access you would have would be the local Intranet between the ships of the colony fleet. Signal path and time to Earth would be from several minutes to about a half-hour depending on relative locations of Earth and Venus, and whether the Sun were separating them.

You also could not go for walks, although sauna privileges are available.

[no-to-illegals]

Gotta admire Tarzan’s taste. Tarzan be burning every night since ... one would have to think.

[no-to-illegals]

Next question ... Is Halle Berry's great-great-great grandmother... going? She is at post #341 Bob. This is a game changing question.

[no-to-illegals]

Bob, if Halle Berry's great-great-great grandmother... is going; Laz might volunteer too.

[no-to-illegals]

You’re working with Bob on this recruitment?

[no-to-illegals]

Now wait a cotton pickin' minute there Bob ... Don't go volunteering yourself. Halle Berry's great-great-great grandmother... is being recruited, right?

[no-to-illegals]

Bob ... Thought has had a change of heart, and says hummmm ... Halle Berry’s great-great-great grandmother... Thought is IN!

[no-to-illegals]

Bob, We have another volunteer for you. My better half. Can’t begin to understand my better half’s reasoning yet though .... lots of yelling going on.

[Anton.Rutter]

Don’t forget to invent the replicator so there’ll be a HBgggGm for everybody on board ;)

[NicknamedBob]

"Next question ... Is Halle Berry's great-great-great grandmother... going?"

To be succinct, and even though it goes against my grain, to also be honest ... no.

In fact, it is most likely that any women choosing to go on the expedition will have their choice of men, rather than the other way around.

You could work on your tan, though.

[NicknamedBob]

Three-D printers aren’t quite up to that level of sophistication yet.

The last person we reassembled was Darksheare, and that was ... problematic.

[no-to-illegals]

Dang ... No Halle Berry's great-great-great grandmother...
No laser light speed Internet.
Know this is deal breaker for Laz.
Thought has said Thought is OUT
Bob, give me something to work with, please
Better Half backed out
Sauna just won't talk the guys into going
Unless Sauna is something more than a Sauna.
Bob, are there any pictures of Sauna?

[NicknamedBob]

I don’t think it’s for you. A forty-hour workday, and all the food you can grow doesn’t appeal to too many people.

[no-to-illegals]

A forty-hour workday

At one time, in my life, I and Though believed twenty hours were normal. Hummmm ... Bob ... now that you are trying to talk us out of the trip .... We believe ... Halle Berry's great-great-great grandmother...is going, and you plan to have her all to yourself. Tain't fittin' Bob, just tain't fittin'. Something else is not being said here Bob. What you hiding there Bob, besides Halle Berry's great-great-great grandmother...

[no-to-illegals]

I just figured this out Bob ... you are taking Sauna and Halle Berry’s great-great-great grandmother... Shame Bob, Shame!

[no-to-illegals]

Bob is taking a replicator too ... Bob is hiding facts.

[no-to-illegals]

Bob, you are a sly one. No wonder when we guys mentioned Laz would volunteer possibly too. You thought the competition would be too great for the affections of Halle Berry's great-great-great grandmother... Bob, you are a sly one. Laz, Bob is trying to pull a fast one.

[NicknamedBob]

I didn't say one word about how good the fishing was.

[no-to-illegals]

Bob, honest ... if I were you I would want any of going either. Lions and Tigers and Bears ... oh my.