You forgot and then become a reservist for FEMA and travel the CONUS ,stay in Marriott Exteneded stay hotels,get a free rental car plus per diem and if your in a storm ravaged resort area that is damaged have your spouse come stay in you taxpayer funded suit
or maybe get on with TSA and stand around with your finger up your but harassing decent citizens. How about a brown shirt park ranger..Theres a great gig.
exactly, pigs at the trough