Transgender ABC new editor switches from man, to woman, to man

Metro News ^ | 08/09/2013 | Morgan Rousseau

[muir_redwoods]

No matter what this clown ever does it’ll always be inaccurate to refer to him as a man

[jboot]

“I thought it was 1999 . . . and I was sure as hell that I was a man...Fortunately, my memories of the last 14 years have since returned. But what did not return was my identity as Dawn...”

IMO demon possessed. It is gone or hiding, for now. They rarely go away for good on their own. He should run, not walk, to church. The next time he becomes "Dawn" "she" may take certain steps to prevent him from escaping, er, intact a second time.

[SeekAndFind]

RE: it’ll always be inaccurate to refer to him as a man

What does his chromosome make-up tell us?

[RC one]

It’s the stuff of nightmares.

[RC one]

and God Bless John Wayne.

[miss marmelstein]

You bet! The Duke is the best. I wonder if he was a lost cause loser...

[shelterguy]

I think it just figured out that it couldn’t get laid as a woman. Time to go back to just being a fag.

[miss marmelstein]

Gosh! I got your post mixed up with a Civil War post. My apologies.

[dfwgator]

Looks like he had his “Mrs. Garrison” moment:

MRS. GARRISON
Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.

DOCTOR
...an abortion?

MRS. GARRISON
Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains
or just vacuum it out? ...If you want
you can just scramble it and I’ll queef
it out myself.

DOCTOR
Mmister Garrison-

MRS. GARRISON
Mrs. Garrison.

DOCTOR
Mmrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.

MRS. GARRISON
Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t
do with my body! A woman has a right
to choose!

DOCTOR
No, I mean you’re physically unable
to have an abortion, because you can’t
get pergnant.

MRS. GARRISON
But I missed my period.

DOCTOR
You can’t have periods either. You
had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but
you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You
don’t produce eggs.

MRS. GARRISON
You mean, I’ll never know what it feels
like to have a baby growing inside me
and then scramble its brains and vacuum
it out?

DOCTOR
N-that’s right.

MRS. GARRISON
But I paid five thousand dollars to
be a woman. This would mean I I’m not
really a woman. Ih, I’m just a... a
I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!

DOCTOR
Basically, yes.

MRS. GARRISON
...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.

[SeekAndFind]

I think John Wayne is relevant to this thread.... JOHN WAYNE BOBBIT. If you don't remember him, look him up here

[RC one]

LOL. I was referring to the original John Wayne however. apparently miss marmlestein has taken some grief from freepers for being a fan of the Duke.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

VELCRO?

[novemberslady]

Gender jumping doesn’t cure a person of idiot.

[TomGuy]

Perhaps s-he should keep the clothes, etc., just in case.

Many have bad hair days.

S-he could have bad gender days. By keeping the clothes, etc., s-he could dress according to the daily mood.

[Phillyred]

Probably a good idea to identify male/females by cromosomes? You know, libs...that science we backward Christians reject?

[SampleMan]

Just wait until he decides he’s a pony.

So just to confirm.

You can choose your sex, but unless you are a Leftist you can’t yet choose your race, and no one can yet choose their species.

[novemberslady]

Just wait until he decides he’s a pony.

hahahaha
that's great

[GraceG]

Gotta wonder if he switched from bottled water to tap and back again...

There are all sorts of weird chemicals inthe tap water of big cities these days...

One of the reasons Metrosexuals live in Metropolitan areas.....

[avenir]

Agreed. This makes sense if one starts with GOD, not man. God can say what man is or is not because he is our Creator. He made us male and female, period.

Any other “story” is from the serpent.