I’m sure that OSHA would be happy to to draft some regulations.
I'll be right *er* on it! Just as soon as Queens Day rolls around.
Most of the year the meat behind the glass ranges from bow-wow to wow with most of them in the MEH category.
*But* (You knew there was a *but*) come Queens Day they bring out the prime, grade AAAAAA+++++ meat. Not a dog in the bunch. As my tongue was dragging the streets of Amsterdam I was trying out phrases in my head like;
"Hi Dear, Look what followed me home! Can I keep it?"
"Hi Dear, It's good to be home. This is Bambi. She will be living with us."
"Hello Dear, You've been wanting some help around the house, have I got a gift for you!"
Trust me, It would be *almost* worth the beating.