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No problem recruiting a search party, I'll guess.
1 posted on 06/11/2013 10:34:51 AM PDT by zeestephen
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2 posted on 06/11/2013 10:36:56 AM PDT by zeestephen
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To: zeestephen

So . . . the “naked girl in the woods” stuff you might see on a porn website is really true?


3 posted on 06/11/2013 10:37:08 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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Don’t feed the bears.


4 posted on 06/11/2013 10:37:17 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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Now, there's a special kind of stupid...
5 posted on 06/11/2013 10:37:37 AM PDT by Noumenon (What would Michael Collins do?)
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This thread needs pictures.


6 posted on 06/11/2013 10:37:39 AM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: zeestephen

Seriously, WTF is wrong with women today? Whackos.


7 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:00 AM PDT by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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Hopefully she won’t encounter a Sasquatch looking to mate.


8 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:08 AM PDT by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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“A naked woman,” otherwise know to certain predators as food.


9 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:10 AM PDT by pallis
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I’m going to remember that. If my kids are ever lost in the woods, I’m going to report a naked woman being lost.


10 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:23 AM PDT by DannyTN
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...unless it was Helen Thomas.

It wasn't Helen Thomas, was it?!?

11 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:29 AM PDT by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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>>No problem recruiting a search party, I’ll guess.

Have to see photos first. The problem with most nudists is that no one wants to see them naked.


12 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:43 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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I never thought it would happen to me, but...


13 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:44 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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I’ve got some awesome trails next to my home. I just did a 8 mile hike this morning but fully clothed.


14 posted on 06/11/2013 10:39:35 AM PDT by dragonblustar (NSA, can you here me now?)
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Remember.......there’s GOOD naked and BAD naked.


15 posted on 06/11/2013 10:39:52 AM PDT by Envisioning (It's the Jihad, stupid......)
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Lessee, she walks away from a campground into the woods at dinnertime with no clothes and what a fanny pack would hold over an uncovered fanny. What could possibly go wrong?


17 posted on 06/11/2013 10:40:06 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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She wanted to be one with nature and she really could be that now.

In a pile of bear scat.


18 posted on 06/11/2013 10:42:24 AM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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There was this one time at band camp when I was on a ‘spiritual quest’ with only a fanny pack on...


19 posted on 06/11/2013 10:42:34 AM PDT by drewh
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Just think of the problems finding search volunteers had Helen Thomas or the Hillabeast done such a thing.


20 posted on 06/11/2013 10:42:47 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: zeestephen; a fool in paradise

The bears are thankful - they didn’t have to peel their dinner prior to consuming it.


24 posted on 06/11/2013 10:43:20 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Deja vu?
25 posted on 06/11/2013 10:43:36 AM PDT by wolfman23601
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