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Naked woman missing in W. Wash. forest
KOMO News ^ | 10 June 2013

Posted on 06/11/2013 10:34:51 AM PDT by zeestephen

A naked woman who went on a "spiritual quest" wearing only a fanny pack is now missing and a search and rescue effort is under way to find her.

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No problem recruiting a search party, I'll guess.
1 posted on 06/11/2013 10:34:51 AM PDT by zeestephen
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To: Baynative

Ping


2 posted on 06/11/2013 10:36:56 AM PDT by zeestephen
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To: zeestephen

So . . . the “naked girl in the woods” stuff you might see on a porn website is really true?


3 posted on 06/11/2013 10:37:08 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: zeestephen

Don’t feed the bears.


4 posted on 06/11/2013 10:37:17 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: zeestephen
Now, there's a special kind of stupid...
5 posted on 06/11/2013 10:37:37 AM PDT by Noumenon (What would Michael Collins do?)
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To: zeestephen

This thread needs pictures.


6 posted on 06/11/2013 10:37:39 AM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: zeestephen

Seriously, WTF is wrong with women today? Whackos.


7 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:00 AM PDT by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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To: zeestephen

Hopefully she won’t encounter a Sasquatch looking to mate.


8 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:08 AM PDT by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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To: zeestephen

“A naked woman,” otherwise know to certain predators as food.


9 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:10 AM PDT by pallis
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To: zeestephen

I’m going to remember that. If my kids are ever lost in the woods, I’m going to report a naked woman being lost.


10 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:23 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: zeestephen
...unless it was Helen Thomas.

It wasn't Helen Thomas, was it?!?

11 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:29 AM PDT by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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To: zeestephen

>>No problem recruiting a search party, I’ll guess.

Have to see photos first. The problem with most nudists is that no one wants to see them naked.


12 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:43 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: zeestephen

I never thought it would happen to me, but...


13 posted on 06/11/2013 10:38:44 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: zeestephen

I’ve got some awesome trails next to my home. I just did a 8 mile hike this morning but fully clothed.


14 posted on 06/11/2013 10:39:35 AM PDT by dragonblustar (NSA, can you here me now?)
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To: zeestephen

Remember.......there’s GOOD naked and BAD naked.


15 posted on 06/11/2013 10:39:52 AM PDT by Envisioning (It's the Jihad, stupid......)
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To: riri

At least in the 60s and 70s they’d go on naked spiritual quests in groups.


16 posted on 06/11/2013 10:40:06 AM PDT by DrGunsforHands
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To: zeestephen

Lessee, she walks away from a campground into the woods at dinnertime with no clothes and what a fanny pack would hold over an uncovered fanny. What could possibly go wrong?


17 posted on 06/11/2013 10:40:06 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: zeestephen

She wanted to be one with nature and she really could be that now.

In a pile of bear scat.


18 posted on 06/11/2013 10:42:24 AM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: zeestephen

There was this one time at band camp when I was on a ‘spiritual quest’ with only a fanny pack on...


19 posted on 06/11/2013 10:42:34 AM PDT by drewh
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To: zeestephen

Just think of the problems finding search volunteers had Helen Thomas or the Hillabeast done such a thing.


20 posted on 06/11/2013 10:42:47 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: colorado tanker

What could possibly go wrong?...Prolly scared the heck out of the chipmunks. Do they have chipmunks there?


21 posted on 06/11/2013 10:42:55 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Envisioning
Remember.......there’s GOOD naked and BAD naked.

She's 19.

22 posted on 06/11/2013 10:42:57 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: colorado tanker
What could possibly go wrong?

I'm seeing lots of opportunities for insect bites.

23 posted on 06/11/2013 10:43:06 AM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: zeestephen; a fool in paradise

The bears are thankful - they didn’t have to peel their dinner prior to consuming it.


24 posted on 06/11/2013 10:43:20 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: zeestephen
Deja vu?
25 posted on 06/11/2013 10:43:36 AM PDT by wolfman23601
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To: zeestephen
Pretty damn obvious that this tree hugger didn't have a clue about chiggers, biting ants, tabanids, and ticks. Nekkid people around here are food for insects. There is nekkid and then there is naked.
26 posted on 06/11/2013 10:44:00 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: zeestephen

Girl power! Whoops.


27 posted on 06/11/2013 10:44:27 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: Da Coyote
Just think of the problems finding search volunteers had Helen Thomas or the Hillabeast done such a thing.

The mere sight of either could scare off a Sasquatch.

28 posted on 06/11/2013 10:44:41 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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To: colorado tanker
She was in the nude and had only a fanny pack, compass and knife with her.

29 posted on 06/11/2013 10:44:54 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: pallis
No kidding huh!! Here's my idea of the conversation the bears that find her are gonna have...

Bear 1: 'Hey, most of the human types we attack out here in the woods usually have that tough cloth wrapper we need to chew through...this one only has a spongy covering!!

Bear 2: WOOHOO!! Nice and easy on the choppers!!'

30 posted on 06/11/2013 10:45:01 AM PDT by Fedupwithit (You gave him what he wanted. I gave him what he needed.)
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To: zeestephen
Just last month there was a (cute) 21yo woman who ate magic mushrooms while hiking and stripped naked.

There were 35 first responders from 5 departments including several helicopters...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naked-woman-on-mushrooms-rescued-784532

31 posted on 06/11/2013 10:45:05 AM PDT by varyouga
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To: zeestephen; tx_eggman


And, Father, if you would just grant this one prayer, I'd... Thank You, LORD!!!!
32 posted on 06/11/2013 10:45:47 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: zeestephen

33 posted on 06/11/2013 10:46:00 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: zeestephen

Tony Weiner flying from NYC to head up search efforts.


34 posted on 06/11/2013 10:46:32 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: zeestephen
No problem recruiting a search party, I'll guess.

I'd guess there will be enough volunteers looking.

35 posted on 06/11/2013 10:47:30 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: zeestephen

36 posted on 06/11/2013 10:47:56 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Fedupwithit

Yeap, it’s unpackaged food.


37 posted on 06/11/2013 10:48:00 AM PDT by pallis
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To: zeestephen

“Spiritual quest” Yes, that’s what I told my high school girlfriend’s Dad when he caught me trying to convince his daughter to take off her clothes.
“We’re on a spiritual quest, “ I told him.
“Here....this shotgun will help you achieve enlightenment!”, he replied.
Another non-believer.


38 posted on 06/11/2013 10:48:44 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: zeestephen

Me Sasquach. You Jane.


39 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:00 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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Looks like one eye is open more than the other...is that some indication of mental illness?

Just had a mental image of Helen Thomas naked stomping through the woods...the image had a herd of wild beasts exiting the forests in her path, rapidly.


40 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:21 AM PDT by Mouton (108th MI Group.....68-71)
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To: zeestephen

Suicide mission. She’s feeling Mother Nature’s tough side right now.


41 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:32 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: zeestephen

I have my B.O.B. ready but, I’m gonna need pics to make it worth my while to rescue her...


42 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:35 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Oberon

...unless it was Helen Thomas.
It wasn’t Helen Thomas, was it?!?


Isn’t that how it goes? People that insist on running around naked are those you would rather not see naked.

Why do I get a feeling this lady is no ex-playboy bunny and may have pretty furry legs?


43 posted on 06/11/2013 10:50:24 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Da Coyote

“Just think of the problems finding search volunteers had Helen Thomas or the Hillabeast done such a thing.”

You wouldn’t need a bunch of volunteers, all you would need is one very brave person.

Just look at which direction all the animals are running from and you would know exactly where they are.


44 posted on 06/11/2013 10:50:34 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: zeestephen

Sasquatch will grab her first.


45 posted on 06/11/2013 10:50:52 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: RightGeek

Is that a male or female?


46 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:13 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: zeestephen
Look for any freshly dug holes with lots of bear tracks around them. They like to save up larger kills for postprandial snacks.

On the positive side, Darwin Award nominations are still open.

47 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:40 AM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: zeestephen

We lived in a desert community north of Phoenix which is also the home of a well-known nudist camp. It was not at all unusual to encounter naked horse-back riders, hikers, 4-wheelers, or nudists out for an evening stroll.

That’s different form a lone naked woman hiking on a public trail. It’s dangerous enough with clothes on. And, more importantly, there’s no place to carry concealed. The element of surprise is lost (well, maybe).

Pray that she is found safe and sound!


48 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:41 AM PDT by stansblugrassgrl (PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
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To: zeestephen

I thought a fanny pack was a new Boy Scouting activity....


49 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:42 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (Tokyo Rove is more than a name, it's a GREAT WEBSITE)
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To: Pollster1

I stand corrected on my comment about her looks.

Her legs could still be pretty furry, though.


50 posted on 06/11/2013 10:52:14 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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