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Naked woman missing in W. Wash. forest
KOMO News ^ | 10 June 2013

Posted on 06/11/2013 10:34:51 AM PDT by zeestephen

A naked woman who went on a "spiritual quest" wearing only a fanny pack is now missing and a search and rescue effort is under way to find her.

(Excerpt) Read more at komonews.com ...


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KEYWORDS: washingtonstate
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To: colorado tanker

What could possibly go wrong?...Prolly scared the heck out of the chipmunks. Do they have chipmunks there?


21 posted on 06/11/2013 10:42:55 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Envisioning
Remember.......there’s GOOD naked and BAD naked.

She's 19.

22 posted on 06/11/2013 10:42:57 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: colorado tanker
What could possibly go wrong?

I'm seeing lots of opportunities for insect bites.

23 posted on 06/11/2013 10:43:06 AM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: zeestephen; a fool in paradise

The bears are thankful - they didn’t have to peel their dinner prior to consuming it.


24 posted on 06/11/2013 10:43:20 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: zeestephen
Deja vu?
25 posted on 06/11/2013 10:43:36 AM PDT by wolfman23601
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To: zeestephen
Pretty damn obvious that this tree hugger didn't have a clue about chiggers, biting ants, tabanids, and ticks. Nekkid people around here are food for insects. There is nekkid and then there is naked.
26 posted on 06/11/2013 10:44:00 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: zeestephen

Girl power! Whoops.


27 posted on 06/11/2013 10:44:27 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: Da Coyote
Just think of the problems finding search volunteers had Helen Thomas or the Hillabeast done such a thing.

The mere sight of either could scare off a Sasquatch.

28 posted on 06/11/2013 10:44:41 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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To: colorado tanker
She was in the nude and had only a fanny pack, compass and knife with her.

29 posted on 06/11/2013 10:44:54 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: pallis
No kidding huh!! Here's my idea of the conversation the bears that find her are gonna have...

Bear 1: 'Hey, most of the human types we attack out here in the woods usually have that tough cloth wrapper we need to chew through...this one only has a spongy covering!!

Bear 2: WOOHOO!! Nice and easy on the choppers!!'

30 posted on 06/11/2013 10:45:01 AM PDT by Fedupwithit (You gave him what he wanted. I gave him what he needed.)
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To: zeestephen
Just last month there was a (cute) 21yo woman who ate magic mushrooms while hiking and stripped naked.

There were 35 first responders from 5 departments including several helicopters...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naked-woman-on-mushrooms-rescued-784532

31 posted on 06/11/2013 10:45:05 AM PDT by varyouga
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To: zeestephen; tx_eggman


And, Father, if you would just grant this one prayer, I'd... Thank You, LORD!!!!
32 posted on 06/11/2013 10:45:47 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: zeestephen

33 posted on 06/11/2013 10:46:00 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: zeestephen

Tony Weiner flying from NYC to head up search efforts.


34 posted on 06/11/2013 10:46:32 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: zeestephen
No problem recruiting a search party, I'll guess.

I'd guess there will be enough volunteers looking.

35 posted on 06/11/2013 10:47:30 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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36 posted on 06/11/2013 10:47:56 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Fedupwithit

Yeap, it’s unpackaged food.


37 posted on 06/11/2013 10:48:00 AM PDT by pallis
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To: zeestephen

“Spiritual quest” Yes, that’s what I told my high school girlfriend’s Dad when he caught me trying to convince his daughter to take off her clothes.
“We’re on a spiritual quest, “ I told him.
“Here....this shotgun will help you achieve enlightenment!”, he replied.
Another non-believer.


38 posted on 06/11/2013 10:48:44 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: zeestephen

Me Sasquach. You Jane.


39 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:00 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Pollster1

Looks like one eye is open more than the other...is that some indication of mental illness?

Just had a mental image of Helen Thomas naked stomping through the woods...the image had a herd of wild beasts exiting the forests in her path, rapidly.


40 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:21 AM PDT by Mouton (108th MI Group.....68-71)
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