Posted on 04/17/2013 1:01:18 PM PDT by ColdOne
Knowing the pasta you are about to eat comes fresh from the 'chef's crack' or the filet Mignon has been 'smothered with crap' is enough to put anyone off their meal.
The revolting dishes are just some of a hilarious collection of errors spotted on restaurant menus by eagle-eyed customers.
But it is not just menus where such embarrassing blunders take place. The photographs also feature a funny range of signs, advertisements and promotional coupons.
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IIRC, there’s also a Pho King here in San Jose.
But I can’t say I’ve ever tried their Pho King food!
It’s just sleeping! I was at a Chinese market downtown, and wanted a Tilapia to steam. The girl fished a dead one out of the tank, and told me “It’s just sleeping.” I went and got my Shanghai-born ladyfriend. Women screaming at each other in Mandarin is quite a show!
Boneless Pork Rectums????
Since they specified boneless, does that mean they sell Bone in Rectums too? just asking.
Boneless pork rectums? As opposed to the rectums that have the bone in them?
Last time I heard that it sounded like somebody was torturing a cat.
I see those were marked for export, but now I'm wondering about the sudden popularity of "pork belly" at certain restaurants.
oooooooooooooooooh.
Bfl
It's not so much that, but the "inverted" below that, that makes me laugh. So, there's boneless pork rectums, bone-in pork rectums, inverted boneless and inverted bone-in...
Apparently.
Ah, John Cleese and Michael Palin they were not?
“John Cleese and Michael Palin they were not?”
Nope! Even worse when she would get mad at me and start cussing me out in Mandarin. I’d stand there like a stump, totally helpless in front of a Chinese buzz saw!
Since they specified boneless, does that mean they sell Bone in Rectums too? just asking.
I wonder where they get all the polotitians for this dish?
Well there is a resturant sign near Kill Devil Hills, NC that can make you nearly wreck from laughing so hard.
There’s a place in Syracuse NY that promises “Warm beer and lousy food”.
The Mellow Mushroom pizza place has many of their waitresses showing their fondness of this town in GA by wearing shirts emblazoned with “I love Cumming”.
I want me some of that Chicken Pox Pie!
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