[Right Wing Assault]

Also found in the front seat of the car were 500 pounds of cocaine, 75 “assault” rifles, and a dead zebra.

In the rear seat there were 75 dead illegal aliens.

The tow truck driver charged $500 extra since he had to hire a semi- tow truck, since his regular truck was having trouble moving the vehicle for some unknown reason.

[Slings and Arrows]

Also found in the front seat of the car were 500 pounds of cocaine, 75 “assault” rifles, and a dead zebra.

In the rear seat there were 75 dead illegal aliens.

"Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."