Good grief, man! I might have to have a third beer to cope with that information. Maybe double strength BBQ tinfoil, too, for the cosmic ray helmet.
Have that third beer raising your glass one last time to the flag and to the strains of the “ The Star Spangled Banner”;then sit down bend down, spread your legs then kiss your own rear end good-bye! (at least the “Dem’s” will be going down with us)