Posted on 12/20/2012 10:58:16 AM PST by ColdOne
Don’t forget to pack your wings in your “bug out bag”. I guess some of us probably won’t need any fire starter in the “bug out bag”, huh.
I guess the Jingle Bell barking dogs are on your list as well?
Income taxes.
Please donate to the public schools by buying overpriced crap, in addition to property taxes.
Obama spam.
I don’t think the end of all life will stop all spam, though.
http://tamarawilhite.hubpages.com/hub/By-Design-a-short-story
The annoying “check engine” light
Stinky Bob from Accounting who picks his nose and then presses the elevator button
Wal-Mart shoppers’ feral offspring
Rankin-Bass Christmas movies
People who say “begs the question” when they mean “raises the question”
Bruce Springsteen
Snakes
Old hippies
Broccoli
Liberals. Deaths in the family. Mike Bloomberg. Sarah Brady. And, of course, Time Magazine’s 2012 Man of the Year.
My kids heard about this Maya end of the world. I said it didn’t matter, I’ve planned for Christmas. They’re asking to open presents early, just in case.
Calls from Rachael telling me this is my last chance to lower my credit card interest.
Precisely! I won't miss being told in 2016 by Freeper Trolls that by not voting for Jeb Bush I'm casting a vote for [insert DemocRAT nominee here].
Well, I start a new job Monday, the highest paying one I ever had in my life. I’ll miss out on that I guess. The upside, at least it won’t kick me two more tiers higher on my tax bracket. B-P
My boyfriend’s awful cooking. He’s an expert at making good food inedible.
Dead seriousness.
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