Here's a transcript of her thought: "Like, oh my God. I can like so do this. I can like fit in here and liiiiiiiiiiiiiike....." Boom.
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2 posted on
10/28/2012 3:42:53 PM PDT by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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I love a story with a happy ending.
3 posted on
10/28/2012 3:43:23 PM PDT by
Kozak
(The means of defence again.t foreign danger, have been always the instruments of tyranny at home JM)
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5 posted on
10/28/2012 3:45:09 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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I bet she’ll sue the building owner for failing to put a warning on the garbage chute
6 posted on
10/28/2012 3:45:15 PM PDT by
Panzerlied
("We shall never surrender!")
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I bet she’d be fun to know.
7 posted on
10/28/2012 3:46:40 PM PDT by
windcliff
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Per the photo, she gets a “guilty” from the FR jury.
Unfortunately you know she’ll sue the mfgr of the trash compactor equipment for failing to provide a breathalyzer and win several million $$$.
8 posted on
10/28/2012 3:47:19 PM PDT by
nascarnation
(Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
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Poor thing. At least she wasn’t driving.
9 posted on
10/28/2012 3:47:40 PM PDT by
krb
(Obama is a miserable failure.)
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Lives in Manhattan. Female. Lawyer. Voting for the Marxist.
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That trash compactor almost took her arm clean off. There’s a joke in this story but I can’t quite pull it out.
Anyone, anyone?
16 posted on
10/28/2012 3:54:44 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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"Beware of strong drink, it makes you shoot at tax collectors - and miss!"
Notebooks of Lazarus Long / Time Enough for Love (1973) by Robert A Heinlein
17 posted on
10/28/2012 3:54:56 PM PDT by
SES1066
(Government is NOT the reason for my existence!)
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Another likely voter for Obama, if she is sober enough on Election Day to work the voting machine without breaking her hand.
19 posted on
10/28/2012 3:57:23 PM PDT by
justlurking
(tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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Something’s wrong here...
If it’s a garbage chute it goes down to where the garbage is and up to the apartment????
Could she have been so drunk that she got that confused? Gravity is pretty much gravity...
25 posted on
10/28/2012 4:09:45 PM PDT by
babygene
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She’ll sue the apartment!
27 posted on
10/28/2012 4:11:38 PM PDT by
popdonnelly
(The first priority is get Obama out of the White House.)
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“buzzed Baumer” I wonder if that was intentional.
28 posted on
10/28/2012 4:11:48 PM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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When blonds drink.
35 posted on
10/28/2012 4:39:58 PM PDT by
bmwcyle
(45% to 47% of American voters are stupid)
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What is a thousand drunk, libtard marxist, know it all lawyers, crushing themselves in their own trash compactors?
36 posted on
10/28/2012 5:26:35 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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40 posted on
10/28/2012 8:14:41 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Romney/Ryan 2012)
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