[rmlew]

"beautiful, thin, smart, Jewish, a sense of humor and from New York — but not an “alpha.”"
Add politically conservative and "no cats" and that is pretty close to my list. Of course, I'm flexible, especially on the thin part.
Matchmaking is a joke. He should join some Jewish groups and lower his expectations a bit. The "no alpha" part, suggests mommy issues.

[Ezekiel]

If the portly whiner would have more realistic expectations, then his perfect match is right here.

No seriously! They are close enough in age and could help each other deal with their emotional baggage and other issues. They could join a gym together. The guy admitted that he blew 65 G's on dating services, so it's not like he is worried about his reputation. :)