[Slings and Arrows]

Yes, I’ve heard of you Schmohawks. Your bris ceremonies are something to behold. But a world of advise, stop using a tomahawk for the circumcision. If you sneeze, it’s all over.

"Rub a little schmaltz on it, it'll be fine."

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

If I rub a little schmaltz on it, it will grow prematurely. That would really disrupt the post-bris luncheon.

I know. We Jews are such optimists that when a boy is only a week old, we cut off a little, knowing that it will grow back, and then some.

At a bris we sing, “Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow”.