[Springman]

Well the dog would take better care of the baby than the “Mother”.

[Daffynition]

A Dalmatian...while a lovely dog...not particularly known for it’s aggressive guard-dog nature.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137295/Chelsea-Ball-Mother-18-goes-play-pool-leaves-baby-car—pet-Dalmatian-protection.html

[Slings and Arrows]

Re-enactment. ;^)