Sorry the guy died - but ya can't make this stuff up ...
BTW - if he was peeing on the third rail, it would prolly be like when a dog pees on an electrified fence ...
1 posted on
04/23/2012 2:14:28 PM PDT by
Lmo56
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To: Lmo56
The gene pool just got a little cleaner.
2 posted on
04/23/2012 2:16:32 PM PDT by
exnavy
(May the Lord bless and keep our troops.)
To: Lmo56
Hold muh beer—’cuz I can’t.
To: Lmo56
The Purple Line,.... Hmmmm, I guess that's the color he turned when he got that Metro Zot.
4 posted on
04/23/2012 2:20:18 PM PDT by
Navy Patriot
(Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it and the law is what WE say it is.)
To: Lmo56
Would a woody have saved him?
5 posted on
04/23/2012 2:23:22 PM PDT by
The Brush
To: Lmo56
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
6 posted on
04/23/2012 2:23:56 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
To: Lmo56; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
>
BTW - if he was peeing on the third rail, it would prolly be like when a dog pees on an electrified fence ... Well, this guy died when he FELL ON IT.
But as we all know, the trick to successfully PEEING on the third rail is to use the muscles God gave you (albeit for a different purpose), and only release urine in short spurts, none of which bridge the entire distance between you and the rail.
And besides, that impresses the hell out of the ladies. :)
7 posted on
04/23/2012 2:24:25 PM PDT by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Lmo56
“the Purple Line...”
I bet I was purple, and blue, black and charred.
To: Lmo56
I guess the episode of Mythbusters, where they “proved” this couldn’t happen (peeing on an electric fence), had better be revisited.
They didn’t use enough juice!
9 posted on
04/23/2012 2:27:54 PM PDT by
hattend
(Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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10 posted on
04/23/2012 2:30:45 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
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11 posted on
04/23/2012 2:30:50 PM PDT by
Huskrrrr
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i peeeeedddd on an electric fence......didnt know it was there. Out shining deer one night when I was 14. Put my 22 down and I really had to let one rip. When you are 14, you dont just pee......you pee for distance . Well, I “found”the electric fence my grandpas neighbor just put up the day before on the edge of his cultivated corn field. Apparently, he put up the fence for the cows to use the field. It turns out he wasnt much of an energy conscious person as he left it on overnight when the cows were in the barn. I am lucky I was just dealing with an electric fence.....as my third leg felt like it was blown up with an M-80. I couldnt even scream for several seconds.....I just fell to my knees and curled into a ball while my cousin stood next to me asking “ what what what what what”? I cannot imagine urinating on the third track.
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To: Lmo56; mikrofon; martin_fierro
There once was a man named McKee
Who suddenly had to go pee;
On the tracks of the "L"
He peed when he fell--
The conductor he thought he should be
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19 posted on
04/23/2012 2:36:39 PM PDT by
allmendream
(Tea Party did not send GOP to DC to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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21 posted on
04/23/2012 2:38:08 PM PDT by
DJ MacWoW
(America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
To: Lmo56
Family game night could have gone a long way towards preventing this tragedy.
22 posted on
04/23/2012 2:38:22 PM PDT by
Caipirabob
(I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
To: Lmo56
Two lessons:
(1) Diesel/coal driven trains were safer.
(2) It’s best to pee in discontinuous spurts under all circumstances.
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24 posted on
04/23/2012 2:39:52 PM PDT by
abb
("What ISN'T in the news is often more important than what IS." Ed Biersmith, 1942 -)
To: Lmo56
There’s a Mythbusters episode that covers this... what got this guy was physically coming into contact with the 3rd rail when he fell on it....
31 posted on
04/23/2012 2:53:07 PM PDT by
Keith in Iowa
(Willard Romney, purveyor of the world's finest bullmitt. | FR Class of 1998 |)
To: Lmo56
What a horrible way to go. To be honest, I’d already intended to say that, and THEN realized what an awful joke that could be. Oops.
32 posted on
04/23/2012 2:56:46 PM PDT by
sayuncledave
(et Verbum caro factum est (And the Word was made flesh))
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