[no-to-illegals]

Any day above ground is truly a compliment. May compliments come to all ... and if a compliment does not come to each of us, may condiments and napkins. It will help us all avoid shopping trips for hot sauce, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and paper products.

[Tax-chick]

You can’t trust Germans. Dey ist der Master Race, you know. Sort of like cats, only more irritating.

And good morning, morning, hello sunshine, wake up, Ash. Yes, it’s only dog food in the bowl, but it beats peas and arugula, which is what the dragons got. Off we go to Petsmart for crickets, gerbil-nibble, and dog-gravy, which comes in odd varieties such as “Grilled flavors with chicken and sauce.”