Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Anoreth]

I am not. I can lift 80 pounds and carry it.

[Anoreth]

I thought this was a quasi-Arthurian short story. I am disappointed now.

[Silentgypsy]

Have you ever seen Mark Gungor’s lecture re: the male brain vs. the female brain? I one read a book by Michael somebody entitled, “What Could He Be Thinking,” which addresses the subject scientifically, but the Gungor routine synopsizes it beautifully.

[Silentgypsy]

Good morning (bright and sunny)! Time to feed the horse some celery and get a closer look at the geese keeping the ducks company in the pond at neighbor’s house.
Have a great day, y’all!

[null and void]

[null and void]

I one read a book by Michael somebody entitled, “What Could He Be Thinking,” which addresses the subject scientifically

Mostly, it's a dial tone...

[Silentgypsy]

Gungor calls that “The Nothing Box.”

[Silentgypsy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BxckAMaTDc

[Silentgypsy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jAP0dZ36IM
This is the extended version (10:38).

[null and void]

Perfect!

[Monkey Face]

Now see? I’m on the male side of the map. Except i would be looking for a sale on jeans...

;o]

[Tax-chick]

Michael Gurian.

I’m not either of those. I would think about the trouble of going shopping and decide I didn’t need jeans after all. Don’t I have a perfectly good pair, only 20 years old?

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Some things are just not worth chewing through the straps for, are they?

[Tax-chick]

I’m going to put on my highly-engineered running undergarments and go for a trot, if I can get Kathleen to nap. She’s having a grouch about her digestion, I think, or maybe she’s mad over not being able to roll over.

[LibreOuMort]

I used to do that regularly in my merchandising job. That is how I wrecked my back and neck and ended up needing surgery. You are in better shape than I, but still please be careful when lifting such heavy weight. Injuries can happen in the blink of an eye.

[Anoreth]

I already know my back will be shot in 5 years or so. It’s already going bad.

[Anoreth]

Hey if you want to send someone over the age of 12 the base is doing a “teen recruit for the day”. Elen might like it.

[null and void]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw&sns=em

[Tax-chick]

Elen’s too wimpy. Be careful with your back. You don’t want to end up an oxycontin addict. It’s rather illegal.

[Anoreth]

She’s the only person available with enough physical stamina to actually make it through the obstacle course.