Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Silentgypsy]

Morning. Thunder rolled all day yesterday but no rain and no cloud cover.

[fanfan]

You’re right TC. I figure we didn’t get past the high 80’s yesterday.

And no, SG, I don’t have an igloo, but I do remember seeing Americans with skis on the roof in Algonquin Park in the summer wondering where the snow was. ;-)

Thanks Cyber Liberty!

[fanfan]

Are you mocking my poor grammar n-t-i? Not that I’d blame you....

[Silentgypsy]

Well then, do you have a tundra?

[Silentgypsy]

Maybe this insomnia thing is working for me. Living room is clean and did lots of weeding. It’s getting to be a smidgeon too warm to stay out much longer.

[fanfan]

Yes, if you count the big dry patch on my lawn. Will that do?

[Monkey Face]

How was you Egg steak yesterday? Did you have fireworks last night?

[fanfan]

Wonderful!
Hubby stir fried it in a cast iron skillet with onions and peppers. I'm lucky he's such a good cook.

There were plenty of fireworks last night. Unfortunately some jerk has decided to have an annual Canada Day party not far down the river from us. He starts blasting music on loud speakers around 11am, stops it to make a speech around dinner time, and then starts it again. It was still going at 1:30am this morning.
I don't know if it's a staff party, or a family reunion, but it got pretty hard to take after the first 6 hours.

Did you get to Walmart?
I have to take the hot-dog for a swim. Be back soon.

[Monkey Face]

I’ll go to Walmart tomorrow. My monthly trip into the big city for supplies!
*hahahahah*

I’m glad your Egg steak was good, but sorry about your unfamily reunion. That was totally out of line.

[Cyber Liberty]

Still, the weather map shows T-storms coming up from the southeast.

Har. That means they have to get past me to get to you....

[fanfan]

Walmart will prolly be a zoo on July 3rd. I know the people here act like they can’t get by a single day if the stores close on a holiday. I am assuming the stores are closed July 4th?

Bunch of jerks, eh? Hosers even!

[fanfan]

Is that a good thing?

[Cyber Liberty]

Not for Face if she wants rain. It’s averaging about 110 in the shade here in the city (Phoenix area), and that kind of heat island usually wrings whatever water there is out of the air.

Vegas usually gets rain when the front doesn’t move from her southeast, but from some other direction.

[fanfan]

I find that fascinating. Seriously.

Weather is one of the most mysterious, exciting, amazing subjects.

[Monkey Face]

This is Las Vegas Valley...24 hours is the norm, here. Grocery stores, drugstores, fast food....

Walmart will never close when money is the object. They just change the hours a little...

[Monkey Face]

You WILL protect me, yes?

[Monkey Face]

Hilfe!
Hilfe!

[Cyber Liberty]

From rain? You betcha, if I can! We’re dying down here....

[Monkey Face]

Doggies,..I am here...waiting for something or someone who can make me believe that life is GOOD!

[Monkey Face]

Awww....CL...I’m so sorry. Monsoons suck, no matter where they hit. Should I send you water?