Posted on 01/18/2012 11:41:39 AM PST by silent_jonny

Luckily on the second go around I had several episodes of RedEye stored up so I did the split screen thing and let The Notorious Rapper P.A.B. (Patti Ann Brown for those in Rio Linda) hypnotize me to my happy place with her leg swinging back and forth while occupying the coveted Leg Chair. Or was it her breasts either way I went to my happy place and that AI show was never thought of again.

I am with you as far as tonight show went on AI they could not have put on a bigger snooze fest leading up to the final two. I watched it twice even thou on the second go around I was ever so slightly distracted by Patti Ann Brown I still can't remember a performance that stood out. It was just one long monotoned song for me.
Who ever was picking out these tunes must have been on the pay-role of ASCAP and really needed the royaltie checks. This is supposed to be the night they all bring it and really kick it up a notch but instead of Emeril Lagasse hyped up on energy drinks we got Martha Stewart overdosing on Zolof while eating a whole deep fried turkey.
Yeah maybe PP can hook up with Ta-Ta and both do a lounge act together in Vegas. The one tune he did he nailed it but who cares like the rest of them tonight all boring.
I would like to see the beginning show ratings Vs. the end of the show ratings. I would say if Ledet gets through he should win it. If there are any viewers still awake next week to vote for him that is.
LOL I caught that too. I think Steven needs to stay out of the GAP and Deb Store for awhile and hook up with Adam Coroalla and build a Man-Cave or something.
You know Joey Carbone?
Next.
ROFL!
Shall I add more bunks to my Doomsday Bunker? :)
(BYOB: Bring Your Own Beans)
All the votes in the world won't sustain a big time music career for the three if the foundation's not there. Then, throw in some really dated material and it's a snoozefest. 1. gospel guy 2. chick who has it all but please, not all at once and 3. cute guy whose start will burn out in a year. What a selection to get confettied. It's turned into a confetti party.
Anyway, Mary K Blige is on a lot cuz she's one of Jimmy Iodine's (better name for him) peeps.
The question is: who will get the confetti and the balloons cuz after the tour, that will be the highlight of their night next Wednesday nite.
It’s a gospel gerbil so it’s all good...
Is Greg Gutfield really that short? They make short jokes all the time. I noticed him standing once while everybody else was sitting and they were his height sitting. Any idea GG’s height? I’m just wondering if you know.
I luv Celebrity Apprentice. Both teams are in a fix this time between Adam’s faux videographers and Debbie Gibson’s Shake Your Love and her relative stalling on the mural. If Arsenio gets Magic to appear in person, they’ll win. Debbie Gibson is not as good a singer as these top 3. She didn’t improve her voice with age. Her bad.
Thank you jonny! Sorry I missed y’all on the live thread! I do plan on watching tonight! : )
A friend of mine is related to Clay Aiken due to the surrogacy of David Foster’s sister to present a baby to Clay. This isn’t a secret but it isn’t well publicized.
I bet Abair married a studio musician or a big financier.
Joshua daddy church wasn’t exactly the Crystal Cathedral. There are Christians who refuse to sing Imagine or to listen to it.
Drive thrus like Tyler in Burger King ad next stop for singers who lack intensity. Tyler’s good in the commercial. What a coincidence that Mary K Blige did a Burger King commercial but it was pulled bec people thought it was racially insensitive. Jimmy Iodine knows Tyler and Blige. I wonder what Iodine did to get Tyler and Blige hooked up with BK. Iodine’s the guy to watch. He’s a wheeler and a dealer imo.
A cover story in People Magazine seems pretty well-publicised to me. Guess YMMV.
They play one of her videos at the gym. OMG That song will not END! It seems like the video is 18 minutes long. It is just like her AI performance this season- her trying to be some kind of sex kitten. It's so totally forced and just doesn't work with her bluesy voice.
Sure! Our doomsday bunker will be super fun! I'll bring some lemon squares.
Rofl! Your intro pictures are hilarious! But you quoted the judges too closely, not hyperbolic enough! Should have written “Best singer we’ve heard in 100 years!”. :)
Just going to read the thread now.
...I read somewheres recently that the median age of the AI viewer this season is 53. The first season, it was 31.....that's a SCARY trend.
This may be the worst semifinal I've ever seen.
Joshua Ledet has a tough road to hoe....can't decide if he wants to be compared to Obama OR to Fantasia.
P2 wins this going away..all the teeners, tweeners, and their mommas, will vote like made for him. Jessica would win if they open up voting in the Phillipine Islands..remember a while back, when Jasmine Trias stayed WAAAY beyond her expiration date..because they extended the voting hours for the Hawaian Islands, and they all voted for her en mass?
Randy is really, REALLY annoying me this season..
Judges really pimping for Jessica and/or Joshua...they will look stupid when P2 wins. Sort of like DWTS, where his week the couple who got the BEST score from the judges was sent home. That really sucks.
If, Jessica wins, it's sort of like the wild card team winning the World Series...
If not for this thread..I'd never watch the show again.
...I read somewheres recently that the median age of the AI viewer this season is 53. The first season, it was 31.....that's a SCARY trend.
This may be the worst semifinal I've ever seen.
Joshua Ledet has a tough road to hoe....can't decide if he wants to be compared to Obama OR to Fantasia.
P2 wins this going away..all the teeners, tweeners, and their mommas, will vote like made for him. Jessica would win if they open up voting in the Phillipine Islands..remember a while back, when Jasmine Trias stayed WAAAY beyond her expiration date..because they extended the voting hours for the Hawaian Islands, and they all voted for her en mass?
Randy is really, REALLY annoying me this season..
Judges really pimping for Jessica and/or Joshua...they will look stupid when P2 wins. Sort of like DWTS, where his week the couple who got the BEST score from the judges was sent home. That really sucks.
If, Jessica wins, it's sort of like the wild card team winning the World Series...
If not for this thread..I'd never watch the show again.
Did you see Clay Aiken on CBS this past Sunday with Bob Schieffer?..Gawd..twas awful
And oddly enough, the same Etta James song is used in a Kraft dressing commerical as soon as they go to break.
Wasn’t that weird?
Don't you mean:
BYOBAGM (and gas mask)
Am I the only one that is flashing to a re-enactment of the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles? ;-)
And as for you Jonny...read back in my posts to you...I took dibs on the top bunk on SUNDAY!-—which may indeed be a tactical error ion my part...since “warm air rises” LMAO!
internet movie database says he is 5’ 5”
I find Macy Gray’s voice irritating. Talk about nails on a blackboard!
HAHAHAHA
The air is going to be thick enough to cut!
Pretty much agree with all you wrote.
Call me crazy, but I am NOT fond of teenagers singing these torch songs of wanting one more night with you...Guess Im old fashioned.
I was wondering about you guys reacting to this. A 16 year old girl singing two songs about having sex. Is this really ok for a family show? If this is ok for american society that 16 year old girls are not just having sex but sleeping the whole night with a man, why can’t it be her teacher? He probably has a lot of patience. /s
Makes me kinda sick that this seems to be ok for American idol.
Nope. I missed 60 minutes.
Okay, a People cover. lol I meant that my friend is related to him and David Foster. My other friend is related to Rob Lowe by Chad Lowe’s latest marriage. That’s all I have. : )
All Randy says this year is “Yo, man. Yo.” like a parrot in a plaid jacket.
Yeah, I noticed something about that commercial. I wasn’t paying much attention but it sounded familiar.
Looking forward to Adam Glambert and Lisa Marie Presley tonight. Daughter of the King and a queen and I mean it in a nice way cuz I like Adam Lambert - will buy his new cd but not any of this year’s peeps. Adam and Kelly C. only cds I buy from AI.


I can’t hate. I get that same look in my face on results show night.
LOL--I hope you saved some chores for tonight :)
She has that “Rode hard an put away wet” look about her
evening jonny
Don’t really care who goes home
Good evening, Signorina :)
Hi Jonny! How is that??
That would have been much better.
Hi, FV :)
LOL!!
lolololol
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