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Spam FAIL
Overseas Crooks | 2/15/11

Posted on 02/15/2011 9:06:54 AM PST by pabianice

We all get buckets of spam. However, this one sets a new level of underachievement.

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From: FOREIGNCLIENTS FOREIGNCLIENTS [foreignclients@gmail.com]

Attn:

Our Ref: FPA /SNT/STB Your ref:

We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Government,Under the auspices of the newly appointed senate President and the Governor of Central Bank,held a meeting last week concerning payment on both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds that was to be released far before now.

On going through files, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated,so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of yourpayment as this inconveniences was caused by some fraudulent entities who conspired with the past officials to cause us this stress.

Now we the entire management and Staff plead that you put a stop to all communication with any official or office now and focus allattention to this appointed office for you to receive your payment accordingly as the government has mapped out modalities in which you will receive your claim at ease within 24hours.

Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No : 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433;Secret Code No: XXTN013 ,Having received these vital payment number,therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the Federal Government immediately within 24hrs as stipulated in our record.

Now you are required to re-confirm the following information for proper documentation and proceeding on the method in which you have chosen to receive your claim as the government has mapped out modalities on how the fund can be release to you without any further delay or risk attached.

The modalities as as follows.

1. By direct wire transfer to any of your designated bank account in your country.

2.By Diplomatic delivery to your home with the help of united nation diplomatic immunity.

3.By visiting our affiliated Off-shore officer close to your country to meet with our officers and receive your fund in cash.

Meanwhile, before we commence on this, your are required to re-confirm the following information.

1) Your full name.

2) Phone, fax and mobile #.

3) current address address

4) Company name, Position and address.

5) Profession, Age and marital status.

6) Valid I'd/ Int'l passport.

7) Amount Fund.

If diplomatic delivery,please indicate closest airport to your home.

NOTE: We have mounted our security network to monitor this transaction,if we still find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating our efforts and defrauding beneficiaries, We shall stop and cancel your payment immediately.

Your urgent response is highly required here.

Best Regards.

Dr Nelson Arochukwu (phD)

Chairman,foreign payment allocation.

234-80-23130679

X-Message-Delivery: Vj0xLjE7dXM9MDtsPTA7YT0wO0Q9MjtTQ0w9NA==


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1 posted on 02/15/2011 9:06:55 AM PST by pabianice
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To: pabianice

Interesting.

...

So WHAT address do I send my information to, again...?

...


2 posted on 02/15/2011 9:09:21 AM PST by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: pabianice

LOL - I could have fun providing that “information.”


3 posted on 02/15/2011 9:12:17 AM PST by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: pabianice
How can anyone escape such a diabolically clever trap? Who could ever see it coming? These criminal masterminds masquerading as artless dolts are a menace to us all!
4 posted on 02/15/2011 9:16:27 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Socialists are to economics what circle squarers are to math; undaunted by reason or derision.)
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To: pabianice

OK... NOW WHAT DO I DO?????


5 posted on 02/15/2011 9:19:52 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: pabianice

What is the email address? We should ALL reply to him!

(create a dummy yahoo account first)


6 posted on 02/15/2011 9:21:21 AM PST by Mr. K (At some point, a productive person chooses to stop acquiescing in his own slavery)
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To: pabianice
It's sad to see the level of mistrust that some FReepers have descended to. Would these people use the Internet for the forces of evil? The INTERNET?

I thought not. Naturally I sent them a bank number and a PIN right away. My boss's, actually. He's gonna be soooo grateful...

7 posted on 02/15/2011 9:22:55 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: pabianice
It's a few years old now, but this is a great and funny read about one mans revenge on this kind of crap:

The Tale of The Painted Breast
8 posted on 02/15/2011 9:56:20 AM PST by CygnusTheSwan ("Me fail English? That's unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum)
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To: pabianice
Engrish?

All your base are belong to us?

For to ride a hores?

9 posted on 02/15/2011 9:58:54 AM PST by Zionist Conspirator (" . . . HaShem, HaShem, 'Qel rachum vechanun, 'erekh 'appayim verav-chesed ve'emet!")
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To: Billthedrill

“My boss’s, actually. He’s gonna be soooo grateful...

No doubt and for sure he will share the millions with you.

Bill, You are a great guy! :)


10 posted on 02/15/2011 10:00:49 AM PST by RWGinger
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To: pabianice

This person convinced a 419 scammer to write out - BY HAND - the entire first Harry Potter book.

Scam the scammers!

http://www.419eater.com/html/joyce_ozioma.htm


11 posted on 02/15/2011 10:00:58 AM PST by bolobaby
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To: bolobaby

Arthur Dent LOL.


12 posted on 02/15/2011 8:30:12 PM PST by Trillian
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