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A collection of 1960's toys that would make a liberal's head explode.
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Posted on 08/04/2010 2:46:30 PM PDT by lovesdogs

Today is a rough day with the expected court ruling from CA. So here is a little fun.

If time machines were available, I would love to send a liberal gun hating, sex promoting, nanny state educator back to a 1960's classroom filled with kids and the following toys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeilikDkkx8&feature=related

Creepy crawlers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43UU0RBLXNs&feature=related

head shrinker kit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqd5EQXD-g&feature=related

tommy burst mattel toy machine gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCrWk96DMHs&feature=related

marx shooting gallery toy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rAiii4LA3k

Suzy homemaker toys

The gun toys would send them into a tizzy straight away. But one could whisper in their ear that kids were thinner and never shot up class rooms back then. The head shrinker toy will likely send them into heart failure over the PC violations. And then there is the Suzy Homemaker set full of hot things, moving parts, and shock hazards. But that would not be the worst of in a liberal's mind...the conditioning of little girls to consider housework fun is soooo demeaning.

A liberal will be so busy being outraged at these toys that they will fail to realize how inventive we kids were back in the day. Cookies were baked in those ovens, but so were worms, dog poo, and other toys. Girls and boys learned about chemical reactions and toxic fumes as well as matters culinary.

Those toy guns were just so much fun. I never had the tommy gun. But I did have some cap pistols that went almost everywhere (my mom drew the line at church) with me in holsters when I was four. Liberals will never understand that the toys were the first step in teaching kids to respect real weapons.

Enjoy the commercials.


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To: lovesdogs

bump for later


41 posted on 08/04/2010 4:49:14 PM PDT by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: lovesdogs

bump for later


42 posted on 08/04/2010 4:49:14 PM PDT by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: lovesdogs
This was one of my favs I got for Christmas - the 1966 Mattel Sonic Blaster - a bazooka that could damage (i.e. obliterate) your friend's eardrum from at least 10 ft away - depending on how many times you pumped it:


43 posted on 08/04/2010 4:53:05 PM PDT by uncommonsense (Conservatives believe what they see; Liberals see what they believe.)
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To: stylecouncilor

I want one.


44 posted on 08/04/2010 4:55:50 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: mickey finn

Clackers! In 6th and 7th grade, you could not walk 10 feet down a hall in my school without dodging those things flying around. I feel bad for kids today, no one lets them have any real fun with semi dangerous stuff.


45 posted on 08/04/2010 4:58:05 PM PDT by lovesdogs
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To: lovesdogs
Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball...
46 posted on 08/04/2010 5:36:18 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: justlurking

Man, I had Creepy Crawlers and one of those guns too. I had the best toy rifle in the neighborhood because of that one. We used to dip caps in our go-kart’s gas tank and then hit it with a hammer too. Our playground’s were made out of concrete and asphalt and our parents had no idea where we were for most of the day. Awesome stuff.


47 posted on 08/04/2010 6:02:59 PM PDT by weef
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To: paulycy

I had one to shoot my sister.


48 posted on 08/04/2010 6:08:10 PM PDT by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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To: lovesdogs

Marx Toys bump!


49 posted on 08/04/2010 9:17:21 PM PDT by ntnychik
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