"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
Posted on 04/09/2010 12:15:26 PM PDT by illiac
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
That’s a really good one....LOL!
Sounds like any episode of “The Office” to me.
Sign someone else up to receive spam/junk mail.
LOL BUMP
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
-PJ
Ignore them.
Call a Liberal a Liberal rather than a Progressive, Moderate, or Centrist ....
OK if you really, really hate someone in the office, go to a fax machine, enter in their desk phone number, then scan in a blank piece of paper. It’s going to keep on calling that person for a set number of times.
Next time your boss makes you travel to a product fair, grab a bunch of his/her business cards. Write “Loved your product! Please call me!” on the backs of the cards. Hand them out liberally while visiting product booths.
Or just call in sick. This is best when you have to travel for more than a day.
Or the new one, which is to describe everything as “random”. Even my daughter has picked this one up. Makes the wife and I crazy.
I do that one all the time. My nickname in school was “Crash.”
Point your finger at somebody and very slowly move it towards them until you almost touch them.
Tell the absolute truth. Always.
go to a fancy, expensive restaurant, study the menu carefully. when the waiter appears, ask dozens of questions about 3 or 4 of the most expensive items. ask about special preparations, declaring that you are allergic to pepper. after the waiter answers all of those idiotic and annoying questions, smuggly announce that you are ready to order, and in a prissy, demanding voice say “I will have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, no crust and cut it diagonally if you please.”
Name your dog “Askhim”
In the dept store dressing room, ask the person in stall next to you if they have any extra toilet paper in there, cause you just ran out.
Ask the cashier if she’ll accept Hawaiian money
While gaining a LOT of weight!
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