Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 35

Today | Mo

[Darksheare]

I can’t help it if the typos flow from me.
;-)

[null and void]

Darksheare is listed by the Red Cross as a TypeO...

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Sherwin Van Truggs

Consider the story of Sherwin Van Truggs
He spent days in the garden, observing the bugs
Their delicate feelers, the sheen of their wings
Their slick carapaces, he loved all these things

While most children vied with each other in sports
Or played tag, or Red Rover, and games of all sorts
Little Sherwin was happier out on his own
Watching dermestid beetles strip flesh from fox bones

And as Sherwin grew up, this, for him, did not change
He still loved creepy-crawlies; folks still found him strange
So he never made friends, and so nobody cried
When old Sherwin ultimately sort of died

But the shambling corpse-thing that Sherwin became
Was happy (if that’s the right word) all the same
‘Cause for job satisfaction, he just could not beat
Feeding maggots and blowflies his own rancid meat

[Darksheare]

TypeO Pos.
Because they happen.

[null and void]

Went to dinner with my folks tonight.

I was bemused by the waiter’s name tag, it said his name is Æerön™.

Yep. His name was trademarked.

What can I say? I’m easily amused...

[Darksheare]

Darksheare™.
Hmm.. doesn’t have the same “Arrrgh” feel to it.

[Darksheare]

I summon alll the eldritch powers available to help UNKILL this thread, IA! Hanafl Rlyeh miskatonic Ah!

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Anyone have the comprehensive DD ping list?

[Darksheare]

No, unfortunately.
Wish I did.

[null and void]

I think this ping covers everyone who ever posted on this thread.

[Lady Jag]

Lost my newest lists when
two computers croaked.
All my lists are old.

[Lady Jag]

How about posting it?

[null and void]

Ping the old lists. Why not??

[null and void]

Show me yours and I’ll show you mine...

};^P>

[Lady Jag]

You want my dirty old DD list?

[Lady Jag]

Show me mine and I’ll show you yours.

Nevermind. I can’t do that.

[null and void]

Yeah.

};^D>

[null and void]

Killjoy...

[Darksheare]

It seemed a shame to let this thread sit empty and dead like it has been.

[derllak]

Hi Nully!

Are you ronery today?

I miss the old gang, too.

*sniffle*

[darkangel82]

I am here, just went out for lunch.

[Darksheare]

I miss the days of rolling chaos, where we had the trhead maniacally laughing..

And my typos were less!

[derllak]

Yeah, them wuz the days, Darks!

Now we’re all old and lucky if we remember what day it is, let alone find our way to the thread anymore. :)

By the way, who is trhead? :P

[Darksheare]

Trhead, the lesser known cousing of Thread.

[restornu]

Hi stranger long long time its been!

Hope you are able to ping every one!

[derllak]

Lol!

Okay, now promise me you won’t take any more spelling lessons from Lameshark. :)

[Lady Jag]

Just because I can’t show you yours you won’t show me yours?

[Darlin']

Nully, just used my latest, albeit abbreviated or edited ping list on this post.

Many of the names on the ping list you used have either been banned for life :( moved on to other forums or sadly some have passed on from this life :(

In recent years I've tried to resusitate the thread, awaken some of the old energy. And, it mostly worked, for a while.

In the summer we're all busy and when we have time to log on it just isn't very enjoyable to have to work so hard trying to recapture the old playful rhythm we all loved.

Most of our original wits and resident mischief makers rarely ever put in an appearance on FR now. As far as I know, garn doesn't play online at all now, she does FB or twitter, etc. Swervy was banned long ago, ditto for 38sw. Ratty stays busy elsewhere, sharky spends his FR time on the Palin threads. catpuppy stays busy and seldoms lights in one place for long. Celtic gal occasionally stops by but devotes a lot of time to caring for hubby and her Marine charities. Sweetliberty seems to be working around the clock these days. Mo spends her time on another forum now.

In the absence of so many of our quick-witted, core FReeoples and infrequent visits by our remaining crew it just requires a lot of effort to keep the lighthearted spirit we all enjoyed for so long. Newbies and recuits have come and gone but most were not able to go with the flow for long or they lost interest.

Nully, you do an admirable job picking up the slack for Mo when she used to post those hilarious jokes and relating equally hilarious tales on the joys of motherhood. :)

For the next couple of months I'll stop by FR at various times of the day. Instead of just reading forum headlines I'll make a point of posting sumpin here on our thread :) Hopefully, more of our BFF FReeoples :) will find time to do the same.

[Lakeshark]

Anyone have the comprehensive DD ping list?

I think it's changed so many times, Darks took it into BQ's dungeon and she chained it to the wall........along with a certain.....*ahem*......marmot........

[Lakeshark]

Have you noticed, someone thinks she's a better speller than us? This from the champion log muncher and burner of dinners.......

[Lakeshark]

Correction, I spend much of my time on FR messing with the tiny minds of the nassssty trolls on the Palin threads.

[Lakeshark]

Seems suspicious to me: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2536005/posts

[derllak]

Heh...says the olod guy who likes buxon bloonds. :P

Looks like naughty Nutly rang the doorbell and ran off.

I’ll be ready for him next time!

*sharpening my trusty stick*

[Lady Jag]

This list is at least four centuries old.

[Darksheare]

Third shift is a pain, and I’m going through the process of becoming a corrections officer, so my posting has been.. er.. “Lost Post”.
I do my best, but even my feared typo skills cannot help.

But we can at least swing by and check in.

[Darksheare]

You forgot: Watching D-sheare cause typos and confusion to trolls.

[Darksheare]

It needed to be whipped into shape, so into the dunjon it went.
It is now in the process of being rehabilitated.

[Darksheare]

Wow, many of those names also appear in the undead thread.

[fanfan]

You pinged?

[Darlin']

hmmmmm, Stolen undies at Victoria's Secret you say?

[Darksheare]

That has GOT to be one of the squishiest swishiest walks I have ever seen besides Pete Bethune of Sea Stepford er.. shepherd.

[Pippin]

Hi Nully! You pinged?

[Lakeshark]

And praytell where have you been miss fritter?

[Darlin']

"That has GOT to be one of the squishiest swishiest walks I have ever seen ..."

one picture = thousand words :)

jes sayin'

[Darksheare]

Fruit loops, get yer fruit loops.
Obammy has his..

[Lakeshark]

He learned that walk in Floriduh before the article went missing.........

[Pippin]

Hi Darks!

[Darksheare]

“On the catwalk.. on the catwalk..” *singing, terribly*

[Pippin]

Oh, here and there, mostly trying to reason with a ghost in the laundry room in my building.

[Pippin]

Is that you singing? or are you hurt?