[NY Cajun]

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Here in Louisiana, to show the possum and armadillo that it can be done.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Love it!

[Texas Fossil]

Speaking of chickens, that reminds me of the breed of chicken that I heard about while BJ Clinton was in office.

The Hillary Chicken-

Characteristics: small breasts, large thighs and 2 left wings.

[rintense]

To win the Nobel Peace Prize?

[Achilles Heel]

PRICELESS!

[Lancey Howard]

Do you know why the chicken went halfway across the road?
He wanted to lay it on the line.

[jellybean]

How does a frog with no arms and no legs get across the highway?

Here's a hint: Take the "F" out of "way".

[Gaffer]

To accept the 2009 Nobel Prize for Peace.

[SkyDancer]

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."

[omni-scientist]

JOE BIDEN: That road was built with funds from the stimulus bill. Had we not taken action, that chicken would still be waiting to carry out his one and only job, which is to cross the road.