Posted on 08/27/2009 5:50:18 AM PDT by Jessica2677
Just thought I would share this joke.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in=2 0his entire life.'
'Do you have one for President Obama?' asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
There is only one person who’s “Clock” never clicked with a Lie: The Lord Jesus Christ. All the rest of us ...
An old joke reworked for Obama, but it’s still funny.
LOL... I got to remember that joke later today..(going to a town hall meeting!)
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
That during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
To the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
Unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
Our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq ...... Why don’t we just give them ours? It was
Written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
Over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this —
You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not
Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and
Politicians .... It creates a hostile work environment.
ROFL!
‘Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.’
Frank Whittle (invented the jet engine) installed it as a turbine engine to power the up and escalators.
Technically speaking, “Thou Shall Not Lie” is not one of the ten commandments.
Actual wording: “Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor.”
Which works perhaps even better for a courthouse setting.
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