Posted on 05/08/2009 4:51:35 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A PLUMBER reeled in agony as his stomach ruptured — and the embryonic remains of his TWIN spilled out.
The lumpy mass forced its way out after lying inside Gavin Hyatt’s abdomen since he was born 30 years ago.
In a scene echoing the horror movie Alien, Gavin staggered into his GP’s surgery bleeding from his belly button.
His stunned GP Dr Joe Santos said: “It was like something from Alien. I didn’t believe Gavin when he said something was coming out of his belly button until I saw him.”
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
Ok then.
OK, this could happen.... but I don’t believe the article is accurate... his STOMACH RUPTURED??? More likely the calcified embryo was located under the skin lining and finally worked its way out.
I don’t want to be the one to have to argue with Blue Cross about that claim.
I hate when that happens.
Jonas Venture Jr?
He named it "Lumpy".
Twincredible ... Gavin Hyatt keeps his brother in a jar
Firefighter ... Gavin in his old job
His stunned GP Dr Joe Santos said: “It was like something from Alien. I didn’t believe Gavin when he said something was coming out of his belly button until I saw him.”
Happens to me all the time.
I guess if any woman ever says “you’re a man, you don’t know how painful it is,” this guy can trump their ace.
ROFLMAO!
Have you ever seen the cult classic ‘Basket Case’? Good golly what a wild romp. I’ll never forget it.
Husband and I still, to this DAY, turn to one another once in a while and say, “What’s in the basket?” LOL!
Casey: [In the Bar] There’s something I’ve been dying to ask you. What’s in the basket?
Duane Bradley: My Brother.
Casey: Ya Brother!
Casey: [Duane and Casey both laugh] What is he, a midget?
Duane Bradley: No, we’re twins. Siamese twins
Casey: That’s funny, you don’t look...
Duane Bradley, Casey: ORIENTAL!
Casey: [Duane and Casey both laugh] So what happened? Somebody shrink him?
Duane Bradley: No, he’s deformed. A freak, he’s like a squashed octopus.
Duane Bradley: Our mother died giving birth to us. He was attached to my right side. They wouldn’t let us go to school or anything. They kept us hidden. We were the ‘big family secret’. everybody hated us, except our Aunt. See, he likes the dark. He doesn’t like to be seen, not even by me sometimes. And you know what else?
Duane Bradley: [Casey shakes her head] He talks to me
Duane Bradley: [Points to his head] Up here.
Duane Bradley: Without words. I just here him whispering in my brain. Sometimes he talks for hours and wouldn’t shut up. I used to be able to talk to him like that, but that was when we were still connected. Out Aunt said it was our special gift. But since we’ve been separated, I can’t do it anymore, but he can still do it to me. In fact, he’s even better at it and he always knows what I’m thinking.
Casey: Duane, you’re giving me the creeps.
Duane Bradley: They didn’t want him to live. But he fooled them, he just got stronger. If you only knew what it was like. Duane and I kept hidden from everyone. We’re both so messed up. I don’t know which one of us is worse.
(And, you can pretty much assume that everyone they come into contact with ends up dead.)
I swear I didn’t touch the machinery.
Geez, can you imagine how much money you could win at parties with this? “Betcha $20 I had my twin brother in me for 30 years”.
He can take his brother to Show and Tell at school!
When he’s 80 he can say “I’ve got the body of a thirty year old...at home in a jar...”
Actor John Hurt is thinking: “Oh no! Not again!”
As a 30-year-old with a lump on my abdomen I’ve ignored for a few years, this isn’t comforting...
Great flick, saw it when it first came out on video back in the 80’s!
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