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Teenager paints giant phallus on roof of parents' home
dailymail ^ | 24th March 2009

Posted on 03/24/2009 9:42:17 AM PDT by JoeProBono

A teenager inspired by an ancient fertility symbol has painted a 60ft-long phallus on the new roof of his parents £1million house. Rory McInnes, 18, decided to give aerial observers an eyeful, with the aid of a tin of white paint, after watching a documentary on Google Earth. But the imposing member remained a closely-guarded secret for a year before it was 'discovered' by a helicopter pilot flying over the area, who let his passengers take photos. Fortunately for Rory, he was already safely on the other side of the world when his parents found out, on a gap-year in Brazil. His father Andy McInnes at first dismissed the report as a joke. He told The Sun: 'It's an April Fool's joke, right? There's no way there's a 60ft phallus on top of my house.'

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TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; moose; phallus; pranks; snicker
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Eyeful: 18-year-old Rory McInnes painted a 60ft phallus on the flat roof of his parents' home near Hungerford in a bid to get it spotted on Google Earth

Giant member: The painting is said to be inspired by the Cerne Abbas Giant, right, an Iron Age fertility symbol carved into a chalk hill in Dorset.

1 posted on 03/24/2009 9:42:17 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

What a dick.


2 posted on 03/24/2009 9:43:11 AM PDT by edpc (01010111 01010100 01000110 00111111)
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To: JoeProBono

Nice house. Too bad about the roof.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.


3 posted on 03/24/2009 9:44:31 AM PDT by patton (If Hawai'i seccedes, is Barack Obama still an illegal alien?)
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To: JoeProBono

Links don’t work.

By the way, I’m not sure I understand the relationship of this and UFOs. :-)


4 posted on 03/24/2009 9:44:56 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Cancel liberal newspaper, magazine & cable TV subscriptions (Free TV-dtv.gov). Stop funding the MSM.)
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To: JoeProBono

5 posted on 03/24/2009 9:45:49 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)
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To: JoeProBono

Diddler on the Roof.


6 posted on 03/24/2009 9:47:34 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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To: JoeProBono

Looks more like a torpedo


7 posted on 03/24/2009 9:49:05 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: JoeProBono

If he were my kid, it would be worth waiting the year for him to get home ... bubble his arse before making him remove the ‘artwork’.


8 posted on 03/24/2009 9:49:17 AM PDT by KarenMarie
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To: JoeProBono

That’s gotta be the ugliest backyard pool I’ve ever seen.


9 posted on 03/24/2009 9:51:46 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (American Revolution II -- overdue.)
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To: JoeProBono

Little Rory needs to be made to get his fanny up on the roof and remove all the roofing that’s affected by his artwork. He could keep the original, of course, if he’d like, and put it on his OWN house, whenever he saves up his hard earned money for it. Then, he can move the new squares of roofing up there, using nothing but a ladder, so that the professionals can re-do the job. Maybe he’ll think twice before pulling another stunt like that.


10 posted on 03/24/2009 9:53:05 AM PDT by SuziQ
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To: JoeProBono

Are you sure his name wasn’t Tom Green?


11 posted on 03/24/2009 9:53:23 AM PDT by wideminded
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To: JoeProBono

Google Spotted Dick


12 posted on 03/24/2009 9:54:17 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
That’s gotta be the ugliest backyard pool I’ve ever seen.

Looks like it must be winter, with all the dead plantings, and the pool is covered.

13 posted on 03/24/2009 9:54:28 AM PDT by SuziQ
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To: JoeProBono

Nice to be a wealthy teenager.


14 posted on 03/24/2009 9:54:53 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: andy58-in-nh
Now that's funny.
15 posted on 03/24/2009 9:56:13 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Librerals are more dangerous to liberty than terrorists.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
Diddler on the Roof.

Oh, thanks for the spray job on my monitor. (I fear all will now go from bad to worse, given yet another lead.)

16 posted on 03/24/2009 9:57:34 AM PDT by GingisK
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To: ConservativeMind
"Links don’t work." Link works.

Re-director doesn't work.

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17 posted on 03/24/2009 9:57:36 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono
Sometimes a custom paint job can enhance the value of a home considerably when it comes time for resale.



Sometimes not.

18 posted on 03/24/2009 9:58:21 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Puppage
Looks more like a torpedo

"my baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!
big bottom...."

19 posted on 03/24/2009 9:58:44 AM PDT by jdub (A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.)
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To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

“There’s a huge penis on the roof” ping.


20 posted on 03/24/2009 9:59:15 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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