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1 posted on 01/21/2009 11:42:02 AM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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Even the dogs in France are depressed.


2 posted on 01/21/2009 11:43:09 AM PST by ConservativeMind (What's "Price Gouging"? Should government force us to sell to the 15th highest bidder on eBay?)
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Hahaha, he surrendered to a poodle!


3 posted on 01/21/2009 11:43:19 AM PST by WheresMyBailout
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I feel sorry for the poodle.


4 posted on 01/21/2009 11:43:41 AM PST by exist
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What???

John F’ing Kerry is clinically depressed?

Who knew?


5 posted on 01/21/2009 11:45:06 AM PST by Mr. Jazzy (Happy 233rd Birthday, USMC!!!)
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Some jokes write themselves.


7 posted on 01/21/2009 11:45:22 AM PST by Dilbert56 (Harry Reid, D-Nev.: "We're going to pick up Senate seats as a result of this war.")
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He needs to call Cesar Milan. /sarc


8 posted on 01/21/2009 11:45:30 AM PST by Dawn531
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On a serious note: a speedy recovery to the elderly Chirac.

On a joking note: To those who refer to the French disparagingly as “poodles” in fights, remeber that a poodle apparently is stronger than a Frenchman.


9 posted on 01/21/2009 11:46:13 AM PST by pogo101
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Poor guy, I feel sorry for him & all and wish him a speedy recovery but dang that is one hilarious headline.:-)


12 posted on 01/21/2009 11:48:54 AM PST by MozartLover (Proud mom of a Wisconsin National Guardsman.)
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This was a Maltese, not a poodle, about 10 pounds and 7 or 8 inches at the withers.

If Chirac got attacked by Ratatoulle the mouse he'd surrender.

Could it be that the Chiracs are the stupidest dog owners in history? Some jokes truly do write themselves.

14 posted on 01/21/2009 11:50:02 AM PST by WarEagle (Can America survive a President named Hussein?)
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We have a cure for that particular canine syndrome
here in the South..It's called the Smith&Wesson modality,.. works every time !!
15 posted on 01/21/2009 11:52:33 AM PST by Robe (Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
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I can only offer that “French Ex-President Terrorized by Clinically-Depressed Poodle” is quite possibly the greatest headline ever.


18 posted on 01/21/2009 11:54:23 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (Ronald Reagan had a vision of America. Barack Obama has a vision of Barack Obama.)
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Ok, a poodle or a maltese? Not the same thing. (looks more like a poodle or a bichon in the photo).


19 posted on 01/21/2009 11:55:38 AM PST by brytlea (You can fool enough of the people enough of the time.)
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Getting your butt chewed up by a Maltese. Now that’s sad.
22 posted on 01/21/2009 11:57:34 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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For some reason, I am thinking of Carter and the killer rabbit............


24 posted on 01/21/2009 12:01:16 PM PST by doorgunner69
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This reminds me so much of the French Inspector Clouseau. Perhaps it is because the dog’s name is Sumo. Clouseau did have an oriental servant who beat him up regularly. But I don’t think even Clouseau is this pathetic.


25 posted on 01/21/2009 12:02:08 PM PST by Waryone
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Geez, I hope the poodle doesn’t get rabies.


27 posted on 01/21/2009 12:02:54 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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was taken to hospital in Paris where he was treated as an outpatient and sent home

The "mauling" was likely a single bite on the hand which had to be cleaned and dressed and given a tetnus shot. If he was taking any blood thinners it might have been quite messy.

But when have British newspapers ever exagerated in their headlines?

29 posted on 01/21/2009 12:03:55 PM PST by KarlInOhio (On 9/11 Israel mourned with us while the Palestinians danced in the streets. Who should we support?)
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That headline is one for the Ages.


34 posted on 01/21/2009 12:18:20 PM PST by popdonnelly (Don't lose sight of your conservative principles.)
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What a way to go! -mauled by a poodle!


36 posted on 01/21/2009 12:34:13 PM PST by J40000
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A dog is what its owner makes it.


37 posted on 01/21/2009 12:35:47 PM PST by cydcharisse
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