I shudder to think what sort of picture FReeper martin_fierro is going to use for this one... ;)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
“... as the bishop said to the actress.”
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
4 posted on
11/13/2008 8:39:45 AM PST by
tomkat
( . . preparing to shrug . .)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
And the potato just “happened” to be standing on end at the time.
(shudder)
5 posted on
11/13/2008 8:39:49 AM PST by
George Smiley
(Palin is the real deal.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
“...and a carnation.”
Did they read the card?
6 posted on
11/13/2008 8:40:01 AM PST by
MayflowerMadam
("...a hyphenated American is not an American at all." T. Roosevelt)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Certainly explains this wide grin....
7 posted on
11/13/2008 8:40:53 AM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Come on don’t laugh people - truly this could happen to anyone. And before hanging curtains in the nude, please take a few moments to scan your work areas and make sure there are no potatoes lying about. Could save a lot of discomfort not to say embarrassment later on.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
One time in band camp....
11 posted on
11/13/2008 8:41:55 AM PST by
lovecraft
(Specialization is for insects.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Reminds me of the joke about a guy who had his member enhanced with the trunk of an elephant.
12 posted on
11/13/2008 8:41:58 AM PST by
Cboldt
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Seinfeld episode. Corkscrew macaroni sculpture. Couch. George sits down. End episode.
13 posted on
11/13/2008 8:42:05 AM PST by
MrB
(The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, and Thuggery)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
14 posted on
11/13/2008 8:42:21 AM PST by
clamper1797
(BHO ... the 'H" stands for hubris)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable,Having performed a few and witnessed many, once the patient is anesthetized such procedures are anything but "delicate."
15 posted on
11/13/2008 8:42:32 AM PST by
CholeraJoe
(Bite me, Rhapsody! John Phillip Sousa is NOT Country music.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Goodness, lets just be thankful he didn’t land on a pet gerbil or worse.
Poor fella.
16 posted on
11/13/2008 8:42:36 AM PST by
BGHater
(The GOP, the new DNC.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Keep on looking.
They may find a hampster, too?
17 posted on
11/13/2008 8:42:59 AM PST by
george76
(Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"One in a million shot, Doc. One in a Million!!"
18 posted on
11/13/2008 8:43:01 AM PST by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
OMG!
When I was a young and very naive nurse, working in the emergency room of Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, we had a young man come in one night, who's main complaint was that he had "a cucumber in his rectum".
Good grief! I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical dept--and I certainly had no idea of how/why the cucumber got to where it was!
Anyway, the sad part of the story is that this young man did indeed end up in surgery, and had to have a permanent colostomy.
23 posted on
11/13/2008 8:43:59 AM PST by
basil
(Support the 2nd Amendment--buy another gun today)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
24 posted on
11/13/2008 8:44:11 AM PST by
Political Junkie Too
(You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Frank Costanza: “It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.”
25 posted on
11/13/2008 8:44:25 AM PST by
LanPB01
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