[CholeraJoe]

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable,

Having performed a few and witnessed many, once the patient is anesthetized such procedures are anything but "delicate."

[getitright]

Uuh... You think you can get away with dropping that bomb and not be forced to spill? Spill!

[Brookhaven]

‘Having performed a few and witnessed many, once the patient is anesthetized such procedures are anything but “delicate.”’

Don’t they just use a plunger? Sounds like a job for Joe the Plumber.

[aruanan]

Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

This was the Dirty Vicar, right?

Which of the following varieties of potato was it? I'm guessing Pink Eye or the Red Pontiac.

Désirée
Bintje
Fianna
Kestrel
King Edward
Kipfler
Nicola
Pink Eye
Pink Fir Apple
Red Pontiac
Rooster
Russet Burbank
Spunta

[utahagen]

Is this story for real? I thought this type of story was an urban legend.

[Brucifer]

I never saw any surgeries like that. Maybe that's because I was a medic in the Army. I don't think GIs get stuff stuck up their “backsides,” except for maybe a sergeant's boot every so often.

I'd ask you how the surgery is done, but there's no point grossing out the rest of the thread.

[Zero Sum]

Kramer: So...you're the Assman.