[Monkey Face]

You said I could have some chocolate if I helped with this “one little thing.”

Now I find there’s no DNA? OK. That does it. I’m wise to you, now. See if I ever help you lure someone into camp again “for fun and profit.”

*sheesh*

[ApplegateRanch]

You said I could have some chocolate if I helped with this “one little thing.”

I think he was a wizard, so couldn't have sex without destroying his powers.

Instead he just sat aound polishing the knob on the top of his staff, to keep his hand in, so to speak.

Probably didn't help matters that as a young lad he learned the hard way why you can't bugger the hedgehog.

[SunkenCiv]

Shhh. You’ll wreck our alibi.