[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

The Large Hadron Collider was tested this weekend and a black hole hasn't destroyed the Earth...yet

Well, there's always the weekend.

[SunkenCiv]

Luckily for all of us, the LHC will have to be shut down soon, because the electricity used (off peak loading I’m sure, but still) will create too much CO2, melt the icecaps, and drown half the world’s population (living within 220 feet of current sea level).