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Hooterville Weekly | 0426/07 | Kolar308

Posted on 04/26/2007 12:27:19 PM PDT by Kolar308

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1 posted on 04/26/2007 12:27:22 PM PDT by Kolar308
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:)


2 posted on 04/26/2007 12:29:01 PM PDT by kinoxi
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Welcome to FR............now stop that!.......


3 posted on 04/26/2007 12:29:22 PM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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Do you have a link to the article?


4 posted on 04/26/2007 12:30:03 PM PDT by DocRock (All they that take the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 ... Go ahead, look it up!)
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Ahhnold is such a ham!


5 posted on 04/26/2007 12:31:49 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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Nice ;-)


6 posted on 04/26/2007 12:32:14 PM PDT by Toadman ((molon labe))
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LOLOLOL


7 posted on 04/26/2007 12:32:47 PM PDT by Tribune7 (A bleeding heart does nothing but ruin the carpet)
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You are a nut. But, that’s OK. I like nuts.


8 posted on 04/26/2007 12:33:34 PM PDT by Dr. Thorne (Compromise on your vote and you get a compromised government.)
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Your first and only post?

not bad newbie


9 posted on 04/26/2007 12:34:00 PM PDT by digger48
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You can trust Acme products.

Their atomic division is the Bomb!

10 posted on 04/26/2007 12:34:09 PM PDT by battlegearboat
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On behalf of all butts international, you are thanked.


11 posted on 04/26/2007 12:34:19 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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The clothing is called "Defeat Don't Fail Me Now".

Good one.

12 posted on 04/26/2007 12:34:39 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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(My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)

Ouch! That brings back memories of diagramming sentences in grade school in the 1950's. Do they still do that?

13 posted on 04/26/2007 12:34:49 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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Already posted
14 posted on 04/26/2007 12:36:01 PM PDT by NittanyLion
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I don’t think so, but I actually LIKED diagramming sentences!...........


15 posted on 04/26/2007 12:37:27 PM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: Kolar308

Were any trans fats used in the composition of this post?


16 posted on 04/26/2007 12:37:57 PM PDT by thulldud ("Para inglés, oprima el dos.")
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I intendt to sue!!

I patented this material several years back and have been seeking venture capital to begin production. My tissue is even more environmentally friendly.

A second and more important feature of my material is achieved when you plug it into an extension cord and toss it on the roof. As the poop is renderd benign the material is collecting light and creating an electrical flow which can power the house and even your electric car.

Did I mention another feature regarding bird poop?

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17 posted on 04/26/2007 12:38:38 PM PDT by Young Werther ( and Julius Ceasar said, "quae cum ita sunt." (or since these things are so!))
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18 posted on 04/26/2007 12:38:59 PM PDT by beeber (stuned)
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The Sheryl Crow Memorial Toilet Paper Story of the Day.


19 posted on 04/26/2007 12:40:09 PM PDT by 3AngelaD (Enoch Powell was right.)
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Please don't squeeze the Charmin!

20 posted on 04/26/2007 12:43:32 PM PDT by beeber (stuned)
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