Posted on 04/26/2007 12:27:19 PM PDT by Kolar308
In a startling development, Acme-Atomic Neutronics has devloped a florescent, single sheet use, carbon neutral toilet paper. A spokesperson says the newly developed paper is solar powered and can be reused up to 50 times by liberal rock stars and producers of environmental scare movies.
"We know how the green crowd likes to make sure their private jets and tour bus toilets don't get clogged up by regular toilet paper so we worked night and day to come up with this environmentally safe solution."
To demonstrate the new paper, the spokesperson used the bathroom and then screwed the paper into a regular light receptacle to show how it worked. The odor was not unlike a kitty litter box attached to a lamp but it did seem to work. In twelve hours the paper was ready to get cracking again!
The company says they are also working on a line of clothing with the French that is sure to be a hit among Democrats in Congress. The clothing is called "Defeat Don't Fail Me Now". It is regular clothing with a yellow stripe down the back that glows bright yellow while retreating from global responsibilities. It is solar powered, carbon neutral, contains no meat by-products causes no headaches, gasious oily discharges or painful rectal itching.
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Welcome to FR............now stop that!.......
Do you have a link to the article?
Nice ;-)
LOLOLOL
You are a nut. But, that’s OK. I like nuts.
Your first and only post?
not bad newbie
Their atomic division is the Bomb!
On behalf of all butts international, you are thanked.
Good one.
Ouch! That brings back memories of diagramming sentences in grade school in the 1950's. Do they still do that?
I don’t think so, but I actually LIKED diagramming sentences!...........
Were any trans fats used in the composition of this post?
I patented this material several years back and have been seeking venture capital to begin production. My tissue is even more environmentally friendly.
A second and more important feature of my material is achieved when you plug it into an extension cord and toss it on the roof. As the poop is renderd benign the material is collecting light and creating an electrical flow which can power the house and even your electric car.
Did I mention another feature regarding bird poop?
If you care to invest in my product please visit my website at: www.shortendof stick.com
The Sheryl Crow Memorial Toilet Paper Story of the Day.
If the homosexual populance heeded Crowe’s advice it would bring a whole new meaning to the term “brown noser”.
My husbands says, “I hear the product has already hit S.F. because there seems to be a lot of butts glowing in the dark.”
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Funny post! And, welcome to FR.
Wile E. Coyote buys all of his equipment from Acme.
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