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I don't even know what to say.

1 posted on 02/24/2007 2:25:18 PM PST by Havok

I don't even know what to say.

Try this:

My God, I believe, I adore, I hope, and I love you. I beg pardon for those that do not believe, that do not adore, that do not hope, and that do not love You.

2 posted on 02/24/2007 2:28:14 PM PST by Nihil Obstat

3 posted on 02/24/2007 2:28:22 PM PST by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)

(Rhetorical) If this is really what happened, why did the gospel writers tell us otherwise? And why did so many millions of Christians suffer persecutions for three centuries?

4 posted on 02/24/2007 2:28:23 PM PST by nwrep

"amassed evidence through DNA tests"

Uh, now who would he have compared the DNA to? Jerry Springer? Strange.

7 posted on 02/24/2007 2:52:34 PM PST by Proud_texan (Just my opinion, no relationship to reality is expressed or implied.)

Israel museum curators have discovered in recent years a lot of forged, Biblical era antiquities that originally fooled the experts. Link:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2004-02-18-israel-antiques-usat_x.htm

8 posted on 02/24/2007 2:57:38 PM PST by Brad from Tennessee (Anything a politician gives you he has first stolen from you)

"He has given us....his shoe!"

FOLLOWERS:

Oh! Oh! Ohh! Oh! Ah! Oh!
ARTHUR:: He has given us a sign!
FOLLOWER:: Oh!
SHOE FOLLOWER:: He has given us... His shoe!
ARTHUR:: The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example.
SPIKE:: What?
ARTHUR:: Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
EDDIE:: Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER:: No, no, no. The shoe is...
YOUTH:: No.
SHOE FOLLOWER:: ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
GIRL:: Cast off...
SPIKE:: Aye. What?
GIRL:: ...the shoes! Follow the Gourd!
SHOE FOLLOWER:: No! Let us gather shoes together!
FRANK:: Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER:: Let me!
ELSIE:: Oh, get off!
YOUTH:: No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
SHOE FOLLOWER:: Give me your shoe!
YOUTH:: Get off!
GIRL:: Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!
FOLLOWER:: The Gourd!
HARRY:: Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us!
ARTHUR:: It is a shoe! It is a shoe!
HARRY:: It's a sandal!
ARTHUR:: No, it isn't!
GIRL:: Cast it away!
ARTHUR:: Put it on!
YOUTH:: And clear off!
SHOE FOLLOWER:: Take the shoes and follow Him!
GIRL:: Come,...
FRANK:: Yes!
GIRL:: ...all ye who call yourself Gourdenes!
SPIKE:: Stop! Stop! Stop, I say! Stop! Let us-- let us pray. Yea, He cometh to us, like the seed to the grain.

9 posted on 02/24/2007 3:10:55 PM PST by zarf (Her hair was of a dank yellow, and fell over her temples like sauerkraut......)

Here we go again, the libs trying everything they can to destroy Chritisanity. If it ain`t the DaVinci fiction now this. The Muzzies couldn`t get more loyal allies.

10 posted on 02/24/2007 3:11:27 PM PST by Screamname ( We will take things away from you for the benefit of the common good - Hellary Marx)

In a new documentary

..but recycled garbage...

12 posted on 02/24/2007 3:16:24 PM PST by WalterSkinner ( ..when there is any conflict between God and Caesar -- guess who loses?)

Who spells archaeologist as 'Archologists' in a major periodical?

13 posted on 02/24/2007 3:20:45 PM PST by MHGinTN (If you've had life support. Promote life support for others.)

To: Havok; Nihil Obstat

DNA?

Where would they get DNA samples from?

I'll repeat what NO posted.

19 posted on 02/25/2007 2:20:20 AM PST by Pippin

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21 posted on 02/25/2007 6:41:17 PM PST by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Thursday, February 19, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)

22 posted on 02/26/2007 10:37:54 PM PST by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Thursday, February 19, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)

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