[Jaysun]

LOL! Are you series? And you answered a post about java? NFW! Try Vicks next time.

I had a vicks pad floating in the water. I've done the basics (butter, scream, piss myself, blackout) but the pain is relentless. My wife called her mother who suggested a bunch of exotic sh*t that nobody keeps laying around the house.

[keat]

The ER is always an option.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

I wouldn't use butter. Personally, I would use cool water. I've had burns that would stop hurting as long as you ran cool water over them, and start hurting when you stopped.

Or, you may need to go to the emergency room. I would have the wife consult with a physician, describing your symptoms.

[keat]

Get a hammer from the garage. Place your thumb on a hard surface and have your wife smack it as hard as she can. The relief from your burns will be immediate.