[Luke Skyfreeper]

I wouldn't use butter. Personally, I would use cool water. I've had burns that would stop hurting as long as you ran cool water over them, and start hurting when you stopped.

Or, you may need to go to the emergency room. I would have the wife consult with a physician, describing your symptoms.

[Jaysun]

She's calling the ER. I'm reluctant to go for several reason, not the least of which is that my pubic hair was shaved into the shape of a heart for our anniversary. Ha ha, I know, but you can understand my dilemma.