Cheating hubby exposed by parrot

ANANOVA.COM ^ | 12/2005

[SECRET ASIAN MAN]

A cheating husband was exposed after his wife's parrot mimicked his voice calling out another woman's name.

Frank Ficker, 50, has now been kicked out of the family home by wife Petra, also 50, after she heard their 12-year-old parrot Hugo impersonating him on the phone to another woman.

Petra, of Freiburg, Germany, said: "Hugo always liked to mimic Frank and he could do his voice perfectly.

"Frank asking who's at the door, Frank yelling at our nephews, Frank telling me he loved me. And then one day I heard him doing Frank's voice, but saying "Uta, Uta"."

Petra turned the house upside down and found two plane tickets for a weekend break in Paris booked for her husband - and a mystery woman named Uta.

She said: "I kicked him straight out. It's just me and my parrot now."

[HHKrepublican_2]

Oh man...this is too funny. But end of marriages are never to laugh at, simply the way it came about.

[MinorityRepublican]

The damn parrot doesnt know when to shut up!

[SECRET ASIAN MAN]

[Slings and Arrows]

Dat wuz no parrot, dat wuz a stool pigeon!

[pcottraux]

And here I was thinking that only happened in Mystery Theater movies.

What if the parakeet was the murderer???????

[Fierce Allegiance]

You are on a roll tonight.

[glock rocks]

No, darlin, I said Utah, Utah...

[eastforker]

My mother told me a story about her Uncle Joe. Seems he liked to drink a little to much on Saturday nights and as he stumbled up the sidewalk to the house she would say, "Old Joe, drunk again". This was back in the day when preachers actually visited parishioners in their homes. You guessed it, the parrot repeated it over and over again when he came to visit.

[Darksheare]

Oh man OUCH!

[de Buillion]

"A cheating husband was exposed after his wife's parrot mimicked his voice calling out another woman's name. "

HIS WIFE'S PARROT- duh!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Funny, I was thinking of turbodiesel driving Jutta Kleinschmidt, who Robby Gordon had to play second fiddle to in last years Dakar Rally.

[Slings and Arrows]

And here I was thinking that only happened in Mystery Theater movies.

Keep in mind that Ananova is like the Weekly World News without the rigorous fact-checking.

[pcottraux]

British diplomats secretly floated the idea that Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein could be brought to Britain for an operation to cure his bad back, according to official papers.

I guess I should check my sources more carefully. We all know only Michael Jackson gets special treatment like that.

[Candor7]

Frank Ficker

Frank "Fick her"

Are you sure this isn't urban myth?

Petra? "Pet rough"

Alas, poor Hugo, I knew him well. "You go"

[Solamente]

A burglar crept into a dark house and as he crossed the room he heard a voice say, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!" He froze in his tracks and waited. He started walking again, and again the voice came "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU". Finally the burglar's eyes adjusted to the dark and with great relief he saw a parrot in a cage in the corner. "What's your name," he asked the parrot. "Bonzo" said the parrot. "Who gave you that stupid name" sneered the burglar. "The same guy who named the Rottweiller Jesus."