Blonde Women Rule the World At All Times

Pravda ^ | 2.24.05 | Dimirty Sudakov

[ijcr]

Q.What is brown hair dye to a blond?

A.Artificial intelligence.

Q.What do you call a blonde with above average I.Q.?

A. A Golden Retriever.

[gopwinsin04]

Weren't you considering going all Beyonce again? (lol)

[ZinGirl]

um....like, totally PING, fer sure....

;)

[cyborg]

That's her natural hair color. My hair has always been dark but I look better and younger with lighter hair. And it's true that for some reason blonde hair is very attractive and I think so IMHO.

[gopwinsin04]

[cyborg]

LOL

[Larry Lucido]

Nothing like donkey urine, beech ashes and crocodile fat to make you want to bury you face in your girl's hair.

[gopwinsin04]

Really, that is her natural color..whoa!

[cyborg]

LOL you're turned off? :o)

[Salamander]

I once told hubby that if you put a blonde wig on a goat, men would still gawk.
He laughed in disbelief.
Months later, we were parked in front of a 7-11 type store with a bunch of his biker buddies.
A 50-ish "suicide blonde" drove up and got out of her car.
She had a mug like a mule, a skintight *turquoise* outfit [with matching eyeshadow] and the worst boob job I've ever seen.
Her tanning parlor skin resembled old Mexican leather.
To a man, the bikers all gawked like they'd just gotten a glimpse of paradise.

I turned to hubby [who was now laughing at his buddies, in disbelief] and said "toldja so".

[Salamander]

I resemble that remark.

[Pyro7480]

Personally, I like redheads.

[cyborg]

I sort of like he because she used to get bullied for having long light hair. But yeah that's her natural color probably a little enhanced and she wears extensions too. Her mom is creole.

[Dead Corpse]

Eh... more redheads for me to gawk at without competition then.

[colorcountry]

I was born a curly-headed blonde. I've also had to deal with the blonde bimbo image all my life. I can't wait 'til I turn gray so I can get a little respect.

[gopwinsin04]

I can see it in this pic. I always thought she had Caribbean light haired roots, figures it was Creole..

[tacticalogic]

Or donkey pee

Ever heard of Premarin?

[cyborg]

Yeah her mother is from Louisiana, New Orleans specifically.

[Vicki]

Yup, your description unfortunately is not uncommon. I wish guys knew how stupid they look.

[cyborg]

Yeah that stuff is junk for women.