Posted on 09/27/2004 7:51:23 PM PDT by knak
A man has been arrested in Tennessee after police caught him running naked from the scene of a robbery covered in nacho cheese.
Michael P. Monn's jeep was spotted by a routine police patrol in a car park in Maryville in the early hours of Sunday morning.
Minutes after officers found clothes and a bottle of alcohol in the vehicle, Monn ran towards the jeep carrying a box of snacks and nacho cheese.
The 23-year-old was charged with burglary, theft, vandalism, public intoxication and indecent exposure, says the Daily Times.
An officer said: "The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders. The nude male had a strong odour of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''
Kerry's the Dem candidate for Prez, and it takes a naked guy running around, covered with nacho cheese to make you realize it's a strange world?
I'm not going to ruin a great headline like that by reading the article!
Ahem.
I REALLY don't want to know.
Sounds like someone needs a shower, though.
Ping me when you get some photos. I need to see it.
Oh, God, please!!!
Why did you have to give me that visual???
Just when I was thinking of my Colombian beauty (who I'll be seeing in December when I go down there) you had to come with this $#!t...
You have no shame!!!
(/tongue-in-cheek)
I think we've all found ourselves in this situation, once or twice.
Is this an AKA of Al Gore Jr.?
Alcohol involved? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.
I hope he didn't get cut with the sharp cheese. Maybe it was creamy.
Is he a relative of the Vaseline Man from West Virginia?
Is he a Packer fan or a Kerry voter?
Really? hmmmm
I've heard of skinny dipping, but not literally in the dip.
No Way!
Oh baby, baby it's a wild world.
Spectators knew the man had stolen the cheese because the officers chasing him were yelling "Hey, that's nacho cheese!"
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