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MOTUS A.D. ^ | 7-6-21 | MOTUS

Posted on 07/06/2021 5:04:36 AM PDT by NOBO2012

I missed Mutt Day due to the 4th of July part deux. To make up for that oversight I’ve decided to add another animal to the must-celebrate list; thus I hereby pronounce that Taco Tuesday shall henceforth serve as Chinchilla Day as well.

Since chinchillas are so darned cute it does beg the question:

Are chinchillas even real

“Are chinchillas even real?”

Technically yes, they are rodents native to the Andes mountains of South America. They appear to be a cross between a rat, ground squirrels and rabbits.1920px-Chinchilla_lanigera_(Wroclaw_zoo)-2

They purportedly make good pets…but unfortunately like all cute things south of the border one must be vigilant as they can also be quite destructive if left to their own devices. Also, like all rodents, they can replicate surprisingly quickly -  to the point you might find yourself with more than you expected, or know what to do with.

Also, please note, they come in many different shades.Four different chinchillas in different positions a blue box

But beware of the white ones – they’re privileged. cute-baby-chinchillas-119-586cff70a4c5b__700

And likely to cause more trouble by virtue of this fact.

So if you must have a chinchilla, might I suggest a coat?yves-salomon-grey-chinchilla-fur-coat-gray-product-2-540561682-normal

No, of course not; that would be offensive. And insensitive. Perhaps we should just leave the chinchillas to fend for themselves right where they are. Until such time as they are able to fill out an immigration form and get in line.chinchilla lineup

Does that make me a privileged racist? (rhetorical)

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: animals; criticalracetheory; racism; white

1 posted on 07/06/2021 5:04:36 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

” Also, like all rodents, they can replicate surprisingly quickly - to the point you might find yourself with more than you expected, or know what to do with.”

Like a tribble.


2 posted on 07/06/2021 5:06:43 AM PDT by Jonty30 (Just because I coughed on you does not mean that I have covid. It means that we have covid. )
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I read their fur coat is so dense that fleas cannot get to skin level.


3 posted on 07/06/2021 5:09:52 AM PDT by freebird5850 (The only way I can treat this fever....More cowbell!)
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To: NOBO2012

How do they taste? And I don’t mean with their tungue.


4 posted on 07/06/2021 5:24:25 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
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To: NOBO2012

It’s a rat and it’s not cute.


5 posted on 07/06/2021 5:52:12 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (Neither safety nor security exist in nature. Everything is dangerous and has risk.)
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To: NOBO2012

A popular “get rich quick” scheme in the ‘50s was to raise chinchillas to be sold to the fur market. Several people in my small western Kansas town raised them in their garages. None got rich.


6 posted on 07/06/2021 5:58:56 AM PDT by MisterArtery
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To: BuffaloJack

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer beavers.


7 posted on 07/06/2021 7:52:31 AM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: Jonty30

” Also, like all rodents, they can replicate surprisingly quickly - to the point you might find yourself with more than you expected, or know what to do with.”

Like leftists.


8 posted on 07/06/2021 8:35:23 AM PDT by bravo whiskey (Count Rostov "The tyranny of indistinguishable days.")
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To: NOBO2012

Wow, they are cute and they look more like a stuffed animal than a real one.


9 posted on 07/06/2021 8:44:17 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
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To: MisterArtery

A popular “get rich quick” scheme in the ‘50s was to raise chinchillas to be sold to the fur market.


I was going to post the same thing. I remember ads in SoCal for chinchilla ‘ranchers’. Anyway a recent president of Costa Rica was named Chinchilla. First woman president of that country. Don’t know if she has a cackle laugh or not.


10 posted on 07/06/2021 9:15:37 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: NOBO2012

We have a rescue chinchilla. They often end up in shelters because they can live to be 20 years old and they need a big multi-level cage. No Habitrail on top of the dresser for a chin!

Princess wants a chinchilla - and then she goes off to college and can’t take it to the dorm - the folks get tired of cleaning out a big cage every week - and it’s bye bye fluffy pet.

We really enjoy our chinchilla and he’s so cute to watch. But we live on a farm and we understand keeping an animal healthy.

And before you ask - it’s not a chinchilla farm - Boo is a pure pet.

But if you want a chinchilla, check out a wildlife rescue before you pick one up at a pet shop.They are about as cute as a critter can get.


11 posted on 07/06/2021 10:18:48 AM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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