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The Hillary Clinton Excuse Generator Doll Humiliates Itself in India
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 03/13/2018 5:08:25 AM PDT by EyesOfTX

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)

The Pantsuit Princess was in the news on Monday for rolling out yet more excuses for why she lost the presidential election in 2016. If you thought she had already blamed everyone else in the United States of America for her failure except for herself, boy, were you wrong.

Speaking to an audience in India, of all places, where the great majority of the population is poor, uneducated and unproductive, the Coughing Crook blamed her loss on people who are poor, uneducated and unproductive. Oh, and they were all racists, too. No kidding:

“There’s all that red in the middle, where Trump won. Now, I win the coasts, I win Illinois, Minnesota, places like that. But what the map doesn’t show you is that I won the places that represent two-thirds of America’s gross domestic product. So I won the places that are optimistic, diverse, dynamic, moving forward, and his whole campaign, Make America Great Again, was looking backwards. ‘You don’t like black people getting rights, you don’t like women getting jobs, you don’t want to see that Indian-American succeeding more than you are, whatever your problem is, I’m going to solve it.'”

Oh, but it gets better. The 100% self-absorbed, 0% self-aware Fainting Felon, who has spent much of her adult life claiming to be a champion of women’s rights, went on to claim that any woman who voted for Donald Trump did so only because their husband or their boss told them to do so.

Then, as if to prove beyond all remaining doubt (could there really be any at this point?) that she was indeed the very worst candidate for any elective office in American history, the Grasping Grifter proceeded to stumble down the steps leading out of the venue, despite being held up by two men. We can expect her to blame the incident on the two men, who no doubt told her to stumble, a demand that she, as a mere woman, had no ability to resist.

Never stop talking, Hillary. Please, never stop.

The House Intelligence Committee announced Monday evening that it has concluded its year-long investigation into allegations that the Trump Campaign “colluded” with Russia to influence the 2016 elections, and found zero evidence to support the claims. Combined, the three major network newscasts devoted less than 1 minute of coverage to that bit of news. If this surprises you, you probably get your news from the evening network newscasts.

San Fran Nan stammered through a condemnation of the Committee’s move, slamming Speaker Paul Ryan for not keeping the investigation going into perpetuity. Because, of course, the Democrats’ goal whenever there is a Republican in the White House is to always have myriad fake investigations into fake scandals going simultaneously. This is especially true when GOP policies are producing things like jobs and economic prosperity. It’s the Democrat playbook, right there on page 359.

The Democrat playbook also demands that they and their myriad fake journalist press agents continue to demonize Committee Chairman Devin Nunes (Low-IQ Maxine Waters carried out that task on MSNBC Monday night), and that bug-eyed Adam Schiff produce a minority report filled with classified information, which the administration will have to heavily redact, giving the Democrats and the fake news media the excuse to scream “coverup!” Yes, it’s tiresome, yes, it’s incredibly dishonest, but what do you expect Democrats to do, focus on policy?

Hah! That’ll be the day. Focusing on policy got deleted from the Democrat playbook way back in 1992, when Bill and Hillary got elected to their co-presidency. It will never return, trust me.

Speaking of fake news outlets, economic prosperity and jobs, the fakest #fakenews outlet of them all, CNN, just keeps getting faker as time goes along. For years, CNN had kept an updated online “jobs tracker”, which provided monthly updates about the number of jobs added or lost by the U.S. economy during the George W. Bush and Barack Hussein Obama administrations.

But updating the tracker has amounted to just too much good news for President Donald Trump over the last year, as the Trump economy has kept adding new jobs at an accelerating pace. So, the fake journalists at CNN just couldn’t take it anymore, and decided at the first of the year to stop updating the tracker. That is sad, pathetic and hilarious all rolled up into a tight little fake news ball.

Just another day in the Democrat playbook America.

That is all.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: fakenews; hillaryclinton; trump; trumpwinsagain
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To: EyesOfTX

Kudos to Huma for being the good muslim wife and remaining five steps behind...


21 posted on 03/13/2018 6:43:09 AM PDT by Geronimo (God Bless America and President Donald J. Trump...)
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To: Delta 21

“Hick...”
Boy, did we dodge a nuke?!?!


22 posted on 03/13/2018 6:46:00 AM PDT by gathersnomoss
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To: EyesOfTX

Why in the world would ANYONE in India give a rat’s behind about ANYTHING this pathetic woman has to say?


23 posted on 03/13/2018 7:20:36 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: EyesOfTX

She could just say “President Trump ran a better campaign and I congratulate him” and then shut up. But nobody tell her that please.


24 posted on 03/13/2018 7:23:03 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Delta 21

FDR had a trick for appearing to walk when he had to take a few steps in public. He’d hook his arm around his son’s (or some trusted aid’s) arm—kind of like the man on H’s left) and then shuffle his feet. FDR did it better.


25 posted on 03/13/2018 7:28:10 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: Vaquero

Damn you Monkey Poo


26 posted on 03/13/2018 7:33:36 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: DouglasKC

So are there are freepers, who don’t want women getting jobs, don’t want black people getting jobs, etc??

Does she really believe the horse blank coming out of her mouth??? What evidence is there, that Trump supporters don’t want women getting jobs? Or blacks getting jobs?


27 posted on 03/13/2018 7:34:13 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Delta 21

I hope she threw her back out and pulled lots of muscles. Nasty, evil woman. Also, I hope she gets a bad case of Dehli Belly.


28 posted on 03/13/2018 8:41:53 AM PDT by Cecily
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To: EyesOfTX
"FEET ON A PLANE" starring Hillary Clinton


29 posted on 03/13/2018 8:48:58 AM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Prior to the presidency, Trump’s wife had her own business, and Trump’s older daughter helped run his businesses and had her own fashion business. Trump’s younger daughter attends Georgetown Law School courtesy of dad. Trump’s sister was a judge on a federal court.

Yes, Donald Trump sure wants to keep all the women in his family down and wholly dependent on the menfolk, and by extension, all American women.

The Hildabeast continues on as a liar and moron, and the even bigger morons are those who show up to listen to her approvingly and cheer her on.


31 posted on 03/13/2018 9:05:15 AM PDT by Cecily
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To: Delta 21

Hillary clearly has neuropathy....she can’t feel her feet.

That can be a side effect of chemotherapy or diabetes.


32 posted on 03/13/2018 9:17:12 AM PDT by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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To: Vaquero

Huma still on the payroll eh?


33 posted on 03/13/2018 9:19:00 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Vaquero

Skip Homeier and my grandfather were friends in LA when they were at UCLA and until my grandfather died in 1986. My mom always said that Skip and his wife were nice people.


34 posted on 03/13/2018 9:22:12 AM PDT by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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To: EyesOfTX

The unidentified blond woman with Hillary and Huma is Lynn de Rothschild.


35 posted on 03/13/2018 9:25:02 AM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: Slyfox

You do wonder about Hillary’s health. She had the elephant feet which are an indicator of some health problems; I forget exactly which issue that indicates.

She slips and slides, alleged overheating on a relatively cool day, wears odd looking glasses and sunglasses.

Clearly she’s not being open about her health issues.

And the day she collapsed, why did they take her to Chelsea’s apartment rather than the ER?


36 posted on 03/13/2018 9:25:10 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Huge cankles are a sign of Congestive Heart Failure or pulmonary issues.

The fluid builds up in your body because it cannot be aspirated or taken out through the kidneys. This is why diuretics are prescribed.

There are probably 100 other reasons to have swollen ankles, but I don’t know them.

It could just be that she has fat ankles. That is a thing too.


37 posted on 03/13/2018 9:28:02 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (Burn. It. Down.)
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To: Vermont Lt
"It could just be that she has fat ankles."

They match her fat head.

38 posted on 03/13/2018 9:29:43 AM PDT by Flag_This (Liberals are locusts.)
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39 posted on 03/13/2018 11:10:27 AM PDT by deport
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To: EyesOfTX

40 posted on 03/13/2018 2:23:08 PM PDT by Chode (You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)
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