Lessig’s plan has four steps. That’s too complicated! Here’s my simplified, three-step plan:
1. Pence resigns to start a llama farm in Peru.
2. Trump appoints Hillary as VP.
3. Trump resigns to help Pence run his llama farm in Peru.
See, much less complicated. It doesn’t involve Speaker Ryan at all. I know my plan sounds crazy, but that’s only because llamas are involved. If you can get past the llamas, you’ll understand that my plan makes perfect sense.
That IS crazy! If Pence really wanted to make some serious money, he’d raise alpacas in northern Chile.
“If you can get past the llamas”
and what if one CAN’T get past the llamas? would this work equally as well with some other animal besides llamas?